Be a sarcastic b*****d then, but I will hand on heart swear that dog could catch swallows, it was unbelievable, and neither I or anyone else said it was the ultimate lurcher, you came to your own conclusion.
I apologise for being sarcastic mate, but there is so much nonsense being posted on these sites, it's hard for us old guys not to shake our heads and have a chuckle !!
Cheers.
edited cause a think am rong lol