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  1. when hes done with me simoman so please stop banging on the door!

  2. 3 more sleeps and the rivers are open :dance: whos out the first day? what river? targeting what?? im on the bristol avon, on my own because none of my mates are allowed out to play or dont want to :wankerzo4: other than a few lob worms and alot of i hope to have a good session and just hope no eels are tempted :secret:
  3. i put mine in a net and leave in the river overnight.
  4. "Earth!"

    FAO Lab

    think its a tail? Must be the new modern way of shortening their tails... been going on for years.
  5. "Earth!"

    FAO Lab

    think its a tail?
  6. "Earth!"

    FAO Lab

    Haha Reminds me of last night l was down the croft walking the dog when he started playing with something and when l sauntered over it turned out to be a lambs cock with the castration ring still attached! Frikn nightmare time trying to get the dog to drop it! cheers Callum I thought they chopped off the balls when they're castrating......why would they chop the cock off??? and what did you do with the cock once you got it off the dog :kiss: he will reple in a sec, he cant multi task... well, type with his mouthfull Yes l can multitask! At the moment of t
  7. "Earth!"

    FAO Lab

    Haha Reminds me of last night l was down the croft walking the dog when he started playing with something and when l sauntered over it turned out to be a lambs cock with the castration ring still attached! Frikn nightmare time trying to get the dog to drop it! cheers Callum I thought they chopped off the balls when they're castrating......why would they chop the cock off??? and what did you do with the cock once you got it off the dog :kiss: he will reple in a sec, he cant multi task... well, type with his mouthfull
  8. beards r lovely on some men...plus itl keep your face warm in winter you reading this lab? beards are lovely on some "MEN", doesnt include boys so go to another thread... bum fluff chops!
  9. "Earth!"

    FAO Lab

    cut yer nails.
  10. only takes a couple of mins. simple drop into 'boiling' water and remove when they turn a deep orange.
  11. Oi, ive got a beard now, well a moustache like a 60's porn star Moostaches are for real men !! yer awrite wi the John Holmes look Earth haha its only the look of his i have though
  12. Tin of Lynx and a lighter..... i use a blunt chainsaw to trim mine and a strimmer with a blade to go around the edges :dance:
  13. Calm down dear...

    ha ha ha..

  14. Oi, ive got a beard now, well a moustache like a 60's porn star
  15. crab my rear, they are more like lobster.
  16. he finds they work harder with the added bull blood artic..

  17. im here for everyone,dont fight over me boys, just wank..xx

  18. See you thursday fatty and DONT forget my wire!!!

  19. i did think of a smelly dead bait as like ive wrote, it only holds crusian carp. does liver work well? fresh liver?
  20. what day then, mon or tues??

    and bring that wire with you..

    any pups yet??

  21. right men. there is a small lake near me,full of crusian and also apparently holds a few catfish. ive never caught or fished for catfish, what do you lads that do fish for them suggest what bait i should use??
  22. Purge them means to leave them in water for a day with no food so they shit everything out............however with crayfish when you take the tail meat out you will see a tube running down the tail which is black if it has shite in it and you can just pull it off. Ive eaten hundreds of them like this...........oh and you do need a licence......alledgedly the licenses are free.
  23. Oh really............and when did he 'aquire' all this............... he got it for nothing the day that fella had a kicking
  24. was waiting for someone to put that up. ived fished them lakes alot, they are only 10mins from me. personally think its a stitch up, i mean who takes £5000 worth of takle fishing let alone owns £5000 worth of takle. my father has all top of the range tackle, he has more rods, reels, end tackle etc than i would ever own but doesnt take the lot whan he goes.. all the men and women around the area are very sceptital as to whether the story is an insurance job
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