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JohnGalway

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  1. Clare Balding looks really unhappy presenting Crufts. Probably because she prefers pussies.

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      I just looked her up... Now I am scarred for life...

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  2. Wish me luck. I'm on my way to the bank for a meeting that will change my life forever. I'm so nervous I can't even get this silly balaclava over my head

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      The eye holes go at the front, don't let it go like last time again.

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  3. saw a greycrow yesterday when dosing some ewes, brought hmr today, bet I don't see the f****r at all

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      Even brought it to the hill with me, saw two, who even at 300 yards away took off and went the wrong way (for me). They obviously have been reading internet forums shiting on about how deadly the hmr is at that range lol

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  4. Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

  5. Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

  6. Don't get foggy, don't get foggy, don't get foggy........

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      It's been foggy and raining here for the past three nights, getting cabin fever

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  7. Kindly f**k off rain, mist, drizzle, fog, precipitation in general

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      Summer, I remember them, think I saw one back in the 90's sometime.

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  8. Awfully quiet on here lately, where's everyone hiding?

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      That must be it, they should get out and walk the lazy sods, lol

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  9. I'm writing this from the hospital. Don't worry. The doctors say I'll be fine. But I must warn you - the Dyson ball cleaner has a very misleading name!

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      No doctor examining you would come to that conclusion lol

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  10. Nice bit T bone steak about to go on the grill pan, nom!

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      Twas delicious! Garlic butter, asparagus wrapped in parma ham and potato croquettes, nom !!

       

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  11. Could i manage another bit chocolate......yes if i wash it down with this bottle of Corona...lovely!!..:-)

  12. Have eaten too much, mission accomplished!

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      Haha yeah, all my energy has gone to digestion today, herself is making fun of my swelled belly

  13. The Brussel sprout's are starting to kick in..i think it's time i walked the dog's..

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      Keep clear of naked flames.

  14. I have good intel that's someone is planning to break into our houses tonight! He most likely will be coming down the chimney...I'll be waiting!

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      I can see the papers, local man claims obese bearded pensioner beat him senseless lol

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  15. To drink or not to drink..that is the question?..:-)

  16. It's called stealing, No it ain't Rodney, it's called poaching...

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      You sure it wasn't a reflection?

      Jesus, that was a great episode.

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  17. Think I've over fed myself with white pudding.. :( Don't see it round here very often, probably a good thing! lol

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      Lol, no comment on the first Malt, but isn't the second used to make roll up fags, oh crap we're back to the first again...

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  18. Think I've over fed myself with white pudding.. :( Don't see it round here very often, probably a good thing! lol

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      It's an every day item in the shops over here, Jesus, ye really are food deprived over there! lol

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  19. there's a busy little f****r inside the front of my head this morning, tap tap tapping away with his hammer and chisel...

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      Lol, yeah, or give him jackhammer tomorrow

  20. Just after moving all my worldly possessions, fecks sake, where did I gather up all that shite from!

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      I found all sorts, but the best thing I found were "cats eyes" I picked up off the road, four of them. Come lambing time I have an idea for them and a foxes body....... hur hur hur....

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  21. Just after moving all my worldly possessions, fecks sake, where did I gather up all that shite from!

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      It's always the way Scot. I thought of something I put in a black bag earlier that I must rescue, then I forgot, so I have to go through them again tomorrow lol

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  22. Just after moving all my worldly possessions, fecks sake, where did I gather up all that shite from!

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      I might give that a go with a few bits n pieces, thanks Chris

       

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  23. Just after moving all my worldly possessions, fecks sake, where did I gather up all that shite from!

    1. JohnGalway

      JohnGalway

      I'm throwing out a ton of stuff. Collected a fair bit of junk over the years, odd and ends to do with various projects. Now I just need to tackle my shed, or the indoor landfill as I call it lol

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