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  1. Come on mods F**k this prat off! Your not welcome on here and as for labour well your all pricks too, now go on f**k off and tell tony he's a prick of the highest order too! :realmad: :realmad: :realmad: :realmad:
  2. bertie

    tripe

    I work at spennymoor slaughterhouse mate. They dont mince it, if you want to cut the stinking stuff up though i can get you it! Apart from that there is a place near rushyford but they cook it first. P.M. Me your number and i'll give yoyu directions to it!
  3. Value for money sniffer go for it!
  4. Hello stevie. :welcomeani: :welcomeani:
  5. bertie

    WIFES

    Well Frank, mine left me a couple of months back now, taking our 3 daughters with her, we weren't getting on and a lot was me at fault, but it devastated me, the fact of loosing her and the kids was realy bad. She looks like she's just been proving a point or two and might come back, so things are looking up now. All i will say is if you think anything about her or your son, dont do it, there might be no going back and you will regret it. spend a bit time together and do some things that are fun as a family, get a chest freezer, and buy her some flowers to say sorry, within a day or two things
  6. hi chris, thought you would be talking to your little women ? I was john, unlike women though us men can multi task! Type and talk, listen and watch the telly, drink and eat, the list is endless! :11: :11: :11:
  7. Hello john5, i hear you like ferrets too! Welcome to the site mate!
  8. Hello speedy and welcome, nice place here you'll like it. :welcomeani:
  9. >> Nymphomaniacs Convention >> >> A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, >> he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. >> >> He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. >> A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. >> Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. >> >> Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or >> vacation?". >> "Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states. >> >> Whoa!!! He swallow
  10. Yes it was one of the best things on telly last year! Looking forward to watching it tonight!
  11. Seen the first series it was great, so is this repeats or a new series?
  12. A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks "excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?" The shop keepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he is at her level, and says, "do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fluffy black wabbit, or even one like that widdle bwown one over there?" The little girl blushes, rocks on her heals, puts her hands on her knees, leans forwardand whispers. "I dont wealy fink my pyfon gives a pluck"!
  13. Beggars realy cant be choosers mate, if you get offered one for £50 and its clean, take it!
  14. bertie

    joke

    On a tour of ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW inot a petrol station. The attendant unaware of who he is says "top of the morning to ya" Tiger nods a "hello", as he bends forward to pick up the nozzle, two tee's fall out of his pocket. "What are dose" asks the attendant, "they are tee's" replies Tiger, "what on gods earth are they for" inquires the irishman, "there for resting my balls on whilst driving" says Tiger "oh be jayus" says the irishman "those people at BMW think of everyting dont dey"
  15. Well here is another wanted post realy, its for a friend. This man has a great wealth of shooting knowlage to be passed on to anyone who has the time, commitment and wants to learn an old art of punting! Heree is his advert from another site, you can either ring him on his number or p.m me your details and i'll pass them on! i am looking for a punting partner to acompany me on trips, my son is going to university and that leaves me without a gunner,. age is not as important as common sence and willingness to learn, applicants should be able to drive and be reasnably fit ,.......... PM . ME
  16. I've no problem with humor Ian! Whats this signiture of yours, does this mean a true hunter wouldn't scare kids with a dead rabbit? :11: :11:
  17. At the moment i'm using rottweill 36g hv carts in german size 8, only cost £90 per thou and hit like bricks!
  18. Your getting your people mixed up chilli! I'm Bertie not Betty! :not_i:
  19. Hello i'm new to the site as just registered, looking forward to joing in on debates and sharing knowlage!
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