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  1. laner

    how come since my hair stopped growing and started receding it decided to grow out my ears and nose

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    2. paulus

      paulus

      arse cheeks that is lol

    3. Malt

      Malt

      You don't loose any hair as you get older, it just migrates south.. ;) lol

    4. Attack Fell Terrier

      Attack Fell Terrier

      LOL, some of the hairs I've been pulling out of my nose has been thicker than pubic hair!

  2. laner

    went to a gypsy wedding the weekend and was dancing with the bride when the groom came running up and kicked her right in the fanny!!! my mate said i bet that bloody hurt? i replied yes broke three of my fingers

    1. christian71

      christian71

      That joke is that old the bride & groom are now dead

  3. laner

    Farmer in barnsley sees a bloke drinking from his pond and shouts "heyop cock tha dun wanna b drinkin from theer its full of hoss piss n cow shite" the bloke says "im from pakistan can you speak a bit slower? " OK says the farmer, if-you-use-two-hands-my-friend-you-wont-spill-any!!!!

    1. Attack Fell Terrier

      Attack Fell Terrier

      HAHAHAHAHA!

  4. laner

    I loved it last night! its the only time of the year my misses takes it up the arse shes dyslexic ad thinks its Vaseline day

    1. baw

      baw

      lol mate

    2. Attack Fell Terrier

      Attack Fell Terrier

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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