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  1. mackem
    Bloody horrible that fake tan crap,i like women who look naturaly beautiful without the help of cosmetics. My youngest kid once asked her had she been tango'd The tan-lines cracked and radiated outwards when she laughed
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    I have a mate whose wife has aged BADLY,early 40's but would pass for early 50's easily,her skin is like leather,combination of 40 ciggies a day for 25 years,and she used to live in a solarium virtually,nowadays she gets an interior decorating firm to skim on her fake tan,the kids call her losbter-woman because she is orange and leaves smudges on the sofa when she rests her head and neck on the back
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    Ever been in a bathroom with a woman when she is defecating?Why do they sniff and examine the toilet-paper after wiping?? :sick:
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    I used to have an exceedingly hirsute bi-sexual girlfriend who used to fart AT me :sick:
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    Pits just came up with a valid point actually,was that edition published in 1985?
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    At this precise moment valley I am eating a truly gargantuan fry-up,mushrooms,tomatoes,onion,eggs,sausage,Black-pudding & beans,a real cholesterol laden meal,its certainly not reminiscent of my breakfast as a kid,bit of burnt toast and a cuppa before school
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    Congrats mate,nowt worse than working away when the kids are toddlers
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    Tells you inside mate,I have a first edition,SOMEWHERE,either in my sisters garage or in the loft
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    Is that Badger digging,Dave Harcombes book a first edition?Worth a few quid
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    Kudos?One-upmanship?They taste better?I fish some decent waters most weeks,game-fisheries and trout-streams,never once paid more than a quid
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    Fecking hell WILF you have wrote a post without sarcasm in it for a change :11: Joe,I actually,honestly,and truly did a double-take when I first read his post earlier,a new dawn has indeed broken
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    Identical twins would be great,double-trouble
  13. mackem
    Catch her and her lover in flagrante delicto,shoot them dead,but only in france where you might still be able to claim crime passionel
  14. mackem
    Damage limitation exercise
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    Its a good enough summarisation Devon,TBF's thread titled "Obnoxious c**t" has just been surreptitiously removed I note
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    I like the headcovers his wife,the hardest part for a woman is losing her hair after Chemo.
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    Pity the screen isnt scratch-and-sniff,do a major league bake at the weekend and invite us all round
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    Couldnt put it any better myself. Well said Mackem Schoolground bullying in a way Tyla,keyboard warriors sitting at home popping off shots at a guy because they are part of a clique,a cadre who close ranks when he retaliates,hopefully today shook a few ego's and blew down a few straw-houses Mark had the final word as it happens,no-one can top Memphis,had me smiling every time I recalled it
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    Surrey mate,decent enough fishing locally
  20. mackem
    Stick BBC2 on,fishing for piraracu in the amazon
  21. mackem
    I dont live there anymore valley,left a long time ago to be honest,still have a sister in Durham however
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    who is everyone

    mackem replied to a topic in General Talk

    All the best with them
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    I know easington mate,a few guys on here live there,when you think about it we were the original ASBO kids
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    who is everyone

    mackem replied to a topic in General Talk

    Congrats on the twins Paid,keeping you busy?
  25. mackem
    We used to go hedge-diving and crashing into those big Lleylandii Cypresus hedges,peter barrellas dad used to hate us,they were his pride and joy,he was a frustrated topiarist nice fish,brownies are beautiful,taste great however they are cooked,and are excellent sport
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