A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
“HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOWâ€
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY;
“FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE AN ELECTRICIANS LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!â€
THE WIFE ASKS,
“WELL ! THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.â€
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
“FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE HOTPOINT WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.â€
FINE, SHE SAYS,
“THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST