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yea i know what you mean mate this joke came to me by phone text one of my mates knew i had just finished working in a new build prision in south wales wiring up a new cell block the next phaze is a woman and child block and a swimming pool some cells have showers all have t.v radio phone sockets i dare say they can be switched on and off depending if you have been a good or bad boy however all brand new nice and warm 3 square meals FOR SOME LIFES A SHIT THEN THEY SEND YOU TO PRISON
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Another great day! been to the gym,had a nice hot shower and i have just picked up a bottle of home brew of a neighbour for this afternoon. i,ve got a few spliffs rolled up for the X box tournament with the lads :secret: after which i,ll muck about online with some porn and gambling sites I FU**ING LOVE PRISON REMEMBER MANY A TRUE WORD SAID IN JEST
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great will look them up on line and listen to them again
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now i remember where i parked the bike
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A WOMAN WAKES UP AFTER HAVING HAD A VAGINAL TUCK OPERATION AND FINDS THREE BUNCHES OF FLOWERS ON HER WINDOW SILL ONE BUNCH FROM HER SURGEON TO SAY ALL WENT WELL ONE FROM HER HUSBAND TO SAY GET WELL SOON & I LOVE YOU AND ONE FROM TOMMY IN THE BURNS UNIT TO SAY THANKS FOR THE NEW EARS
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Man comes home and finds his wife in bed with his best mate he shoots and kills his friend wife says if you carry on behaving like this you will lose all your friends
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a woman taking golf lessons just started her first round but was stung by a bee! she raced to the clubhouse and her golf pro asked why she was back so early she told him of the sting "Where did it sting you ?"she said "between the 1st and 2nd hole " he nodded and said "then your feet are to far apart"
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i picked this one up from a local lad he was a bit of a problem he had been kept outside in a concrete run so all his elbows were hairless they showed him once or twice so they tell me the other problems they were terrified of him when i let him out of his cage they all dived indoors i struck a deal with them they were relived to let him go the following day i was washing the yard down when he came charging out and destroyed the hose this was not play anyway after a few words in his ear and the hose in bits all was good with the world next problem i thought i had better sweep up out he c
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ok your chance of getting a main dealership to foot the bill is nill however if the problem was caused by the hose fitted in the dealership then before any reoairs or striping for examination is carried out contact the dealership informing them of your current problems and ask for comment on there inadequate repair that has now caused the failure of your engine a tell them of the costs that your likley to incure you could also support this claim with photos the next step contact vauxhall direct explaining the problems telling them that when the previous repair was carried out in one
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if your lucky enough to come across him give me a shout :sick: bas**rd needs a fuc***g good kicking i have had bull terrers all my life the current house dog 5yrs old 7 stone in weight i love him to rip an arsole like this to bits however like most of them he,s a big soft git
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well done guys and gals this is the best time of your life and you are certanly making the most of it keep it up these days out with frends will be the memories you will keep with you for the rest of your life mike
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WARNING OVER RABBIT SCAMposted in the south wales echo Farmers have been urged to look out for thieves who claim to be shooting rabbits three men from the cardiff area have been seen with a pellet gun parked at separate south wales farms where machinery including quad bikes have been stolen "The police are warning farmers that this could be a scam "said Adrian Evans of the farmers union of wales I personaly would like to thank the police for there assumption that the men with the guns are the guilty ones and they may be but without evidence its a big shout and how do they no there fr
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bowing out ,goodbye and farewell
keeper 51 replied to forest of dean redneck's topic in General Talk
best of luck with your new future remember when your at the bottom the only is up go fill your boots mate mike -
mark where you fishing and what line type do you normally fish floating or sinking i may be able to help mike hi mike i fish a floater usually, i was supposed to be up at lechlade on friday but have cancelled due to there being a lot of weed there i`m now fishing at shimano. cheers mark ok mark i will have a dig through my lines and see what i can come up with it may take a few days but i should come up with somthing to suit you in the mean time go with what you have the 8wt might suit you better at shimano as that bit of extra range may be required and
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mark where you fishing and what line type do you normally fish floating or sinking i may be able to help mike
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hi mark as you probably know the line is normally rated to match the rod this is based on the weight of the line outside the top rod ring this being the best loading giving best casting distance however if you cant cast a full line the extra weight line will allow you to load rod easier and cast that bit easier hope this helps tight lines mike
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hi mate just a few things that will help you with your decision first join a boat club you don,t need to be a boat owner you will then be mixing with like mineded people with a wealth of information reguarding the fishing launching slips tides etc,etc,etc there will also be loads of info on local boats for sale at there club and other clubs and boatyards in your area you will may also get the chance to get out on boatclub fishing comps i could give you loads of advice and spend hours explaining about the most important items required like two anchors and sufficent warp and chain life ja
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well done ireland good game
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Do you have to hate us to be a Proud Welsh man? no of course not but i can understand your confusion i through all you would relise by now that when it comes to rugby'football,squash,fishing etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc, everybody hates the english and in a poll when people were stopped in the streets the jocks were proud to be scotish the paddys were proud to be irish and the taffys were proud to be welsh however the most of the english were not proud to be english
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Almost sincere! I do love hearing the excuses. Beaten fair and square and you lot still believe you were "robbed" Jonny W is there for his all round game. His superb kicking is a bonus. You never complained when Jonathon Davies was doing it. Alun Wynn Jones was sent of for cheating. Do you honestly think England are going to take there foot of the gas just because you only had 14 men? You were beaten in every aspect of the game. Scrummaging, line out rucks and mauls, and your backs were lacklustre. All this I said before the game on this site. I would have more respect for some if they
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well done boys england beat us and have shown that at the top of there game they can compete and win against us scoring tries when we are down to 14 men and they also have a great footballer in johnny wilkinson :wankerzo4: we may of played shit but we will improve and we need to but i was not impressed at all with england and no i am not bitter just sick :sick: :sick: :sick: and :realmad:
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i aggree and have also worked on site for more years than i care to remember but would also like to point out they are in the minority on site posibily claiming benifits most jobs taken by polish cosivans duch germans ect,ect,ect being brought in through british companies that have offices based in the eu :realmad:
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who said its a she