Dear Sir/ Madam
Please allow me to introduce myself, my name is ___________, I am a XX years old, air gun hunter living in XXXXXXXX. I am writing to you concerning any pest control problems you may have on your farm and farm buildings.
I am a courteous, patient and intelligent person by nature, always willing to learn, and follow instructions to the letter. I also never take shots that will in any way risk livestock or farm buildings. I am just willing to take a risk in even aiming a shot in that direction. I ask nothing in return for my services other than a continuous right to hunt th