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king

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  1. The old black neck may of seen a few mousehounds while shuffling along the old country lanes.
  2. I bet it smells like 2 dozen mackerel under the passenger seat.
  3. If said paki was stuck in a hedge with her best frock on and said hey come on black neck smash my back door in. What would you do black neck. Tip a load or go home with a full bag.
  4. A foreman in a quarry I was working in before wouldn't put toilets on the job. I had a go at him. He said. Have a shit before you come to work. I said how the feck do I train arse to shit in the morning He soon fecked off out the cabin.
  5. You trying to tell him to go and bum a paki in the night Bill.
  6. It looks very clean 1.6 lazer is it looking at the lazer sticker on the door. Feels like you are lying down in them when driving lol.
  7. I know he's blind that's why he's got a guide dog. If he didn't pick up the shit in his garden or on his local walk then the shit would build up and up. Surely he must have a way of knowing where the shit is to pick it up. I've never seen a guide dog having a shit. And I'm sure I will never know the answer.
  8. I wouldn't mind that myself. I owned a 2.0 pinto with twin choke webbers. Thirsty beast though.
  9. Now then black neck this is a question that I'm sure you could confidently answer. I've searched for the answer for years and I'm not any closer to knowing the truth. When a blind man's dog has a shit. How does he know where the shit is to pick it up.
  10. Was said Capri a 2.8 injection Bill or the rarer 3.0 ghia.
  11. Don't get too deep black neck.it leads to over thinking, and over thinking leads to problems that doesn't even exist in the first place.
  12. And the famous quote will allways raise its head. Imagine a young mouse with a dislocated ankle looking up. When you see a field full off dandelions. You can either see a 100 weeds or 1000 wishes.
  13. And that's fair enough.and each to there own really.aslong as we all enjoy our nights out and the dogs do.thats all that matters surely.
  14. ABC please don't ask him for peds.
  15. Exactly more chance of bagging a few running doubled up. Unless there's places where Fox's are a dozen to a field like rabbits.then run single dogs all night. Them lads put plenty of Fox's to bed on a night out. Fair play to them.
  16. Will they have caught more Fox's running doubled up or single ?
  17. I was thinking that. Looks like someone forgot to buy some new razors.
  18. Nasty vicious things them Fox's. I wouldn't fancy messing with them things. 1 farmer was telling me he's seen them attacking cattle.
  19. Some fox's are hard as feck
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