[Saluki]

Am pissing myself just imagining them both tensing their bollocks off to take a pic of their calves hahahahaha, they'll need a lay down now.

[Saluki]

Just now, scotty12 said:

You should go to A&E immediately that calf’s about 3 mins away from being completely rigor mortis. Lol 

Why have both of them pulled their beggars down as well? Are you sure they're not Siamese twins and we are seeing both halves?

[Next seasons hopeful]

Just now, WataWalloper said:

Is that how you measure a calf? Like a bicep? I’ll bet I’m a good bit bigger not just bigger haha 

Tbf I think mi lurchers legs are about the same.

[Saluki]

Just now, mC HULL said:

Lol chunks bumps knots all over when younwalk the walk lol 

Got one mad muscle out side of  me shin only on one leg mad from dislocated me knees when younger and using one leg more lol 

That leg looks like a Bulgarian shotputters.

[Next seasons hopeful]

Right this needs solving now, both of you get the tape measure out, we are taking bets on this.

[Next seasons hopeful]

Just now, Bangersanmash said:

You don't get them puppys from sat on your arse my old fruit 

Tha tekin a shit and bearing down that hard your giblets will drop out! Lol

[Saluki]

1 minute ago, mC HULL said:

Lol just for the craic ourlass just shaking her head lol couldn't take pic and show you the definition at the same time lol 

your waist smaller then me calf lol 

Didn't know you could get hernias in the calves.

[Saluki]

They're even posting calf pics at the same time on different threads, it's like Arnie & Danny DeVito.... 

[Next seasons hopeful]

5 minutes ago, WataWalloper said:

If I had legs like that I’d Chuck  all me shorts in bin hahai

Look forward to seeing his progress.

[Next seasons hopeful]

2 minutes ago, WataWalloper said:

Maybe it’s me haha maybe it’s the pic, but magine posting a pic of your legs an there’s nowt about them haha talk about skipped leg day haha 

Aye he's no Tom Platz.

[Saluki]

38 minutes ago, Black neck said:

A stone and half 

That's what the scales said before he took his derby off the towel rack.

[Next seasons hopeful]

1 minute ago, WataWalloper said:

Looks like a hairy fat birds leg ahaha where your calf muscles? Them legs never done fcuk all graft haha 

 

[Saluki]

27 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

walk from first light to dark no bother 

You live in Iceland?

[Saluki]

7 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

I was descent this season sound as I've been one field to the farmer on the phone to filth but permission we set off across wet sandy sinking about a mile and half one field both marching him infornt head steaming I was about 100 meters off him at the end lol 

Has he ever tried slipping himself?

[Saluki]

1 minute ago, mC HULL said:

Honest I've been out stacks a men and teens and that c**t can cover land like nothing I seen

You merely adopted the slop. He was born in it, moulded by it.

[Saluki]

He's been watching Paz Paz videos again on the E-Bike.....

[Saluki]

4 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

Easily done on a bike lol

He forgot to mention that in the small print. Lol

[Saluki]

2 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

Quality and ive not even posted yet were away lol 

 

Have a word with your big un FFS, 2 mile strolls in 15 mins. FFS 

[Veiw from your office]

28 minutes ago, TOMO said:

The office for the next 2 hours 

 

Never knew you could fly to Rhyl.

[Happy Yorkshire day guys.]

32 minutes ago, Chid said:

F*CK the Yorkshire B*stards 

Lancashire born and bred ..

 

That would make a handy dartboard, up the Yorkies and get fooooooked!

[Next seasons hopeful]

34 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

You stick to getting dogs in motor 

I don't get the dogs in the motor.

[Next seasons hopeful]

8 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

No where on the comment I mentioned walking. We've just knocked up 6 mile that's what a said. To be fair from the house he pulled me a decent 200 yards up abit of an incline on street. Some young kids went past on one of them electric Ron bike. One of them said look at the speed of that dog . This dog that's ready for knacker yard. Lol 

That explains the slow two mile in 15 mins. Lol

[Next seasons hopeful]

3 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

Come winter when it's frozen al show you.

Come on Bangers ya clearly on push iron. Lol

[Next seasons hopeful]

7 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

Am not that good a can't ride on water. 

Tha can't walk on it either.

[Next seasons hopeful]

1 hour ago, Bangersanmash said:

Next season hopefulls. A like the sound of that " Hopefulls ". Not much confidence in that first liner for this post Hopefulls . Lol. It's a f***ing sighthound it's guna catch you a few hares or rabbits. Don't aim your expectations too hight just enjoy the dog. You'll get the odd one that wants the world beaters. There the ones who's dogs will be f****d before they know it. Wanting to much out of the dog. This lads way past it now . We've just knocked 6 mile up steady trip on canal path , there and back from home towards Thornhill edge. We're out of the game. Ready for knacker man to come. 

 

Can hear the bike tyres on the path. Lol