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Pardus

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  1. A bottle of courage but they had none left.
  2. What a compulsive liar you are, you may make a living conning old dears but that won't wash on here. The mad thing is you will start to believe your bullshit story, I suppose if you're right in your own head that's all that counts eh Champ.
  3. Much ado about nothing.
  4. That would be a toupee.
  5. Warfarin is about right for you.
  6. Tell him to bring a locator and a GPS collar for good measure. Lol
  7. Not like you running the other way on the doors, heard they called you The Antelope.. lol
  8. For the millionth time I've explained it enough. I thought I was going to be finished for about 2-2:30 so asked if you could get there earlier, you said no so I said fine I'll sit about and wait. I ended up finishing just before 3 and drove straight there getting there just after 3:20. But that's besides the point, you messaged me about half past saying you was at Trinity which is only 5 mins off so stop trying to worm your way out. You're a full blown walloper, now f**k off you soft twat, I'll never entertain you again.
  9. It's called having the crack you simple c**t, if you can't handle a bit of banter then perhaps you should run along ya snowflake.
  10. Don't mention that fa Keep on making yourself look like the chimp brain you are. I actually thought you had something about you, what a let down, pathetic, if I were your goldies I'd fly away out of pure embarrassment.
  11. With that queer as a combatant it would be another phoney war.
  12. An epic series with Laurence Olivier narrating, timeless and invaluable.
  13. Well well well, what do we have here, hmmmm, time & dates. Bangers trying to say it was morning, you've been exposed more than a blown out photo, nobody will ever take you serious again ya yellow bellied Jessie.
  14. It's been hot all afternoon with the sun out you simpleton and it was very fresh in the morning, if you actually worked you'd know that. It's almost 6 now and the sun is still shining strong.
  15. For the hundredth time pugsley, I was there at about 3:20 and stayed at the cafe, the place you told me to be until after 4. You're obsessing about 4 o'clock yet you said you was there for about half 3 anyway, and to top it off you said you was at Jason's gun shop FFS, you are what we call a pure walloper.
  16. It was red hot this afternoon you retard, if you'd have come out from under the sheets you'd have known that.
  17. And I replied that just because your lass looks like the back end of the 226 bus and has the morals of a tom cat doesn't mean all other women are skanky trollops.
  18. You're all piss & wind ya hairy bellied bloater, let me guess, little Sheila's like you can't handle a bit of banter and have to lower yourself into getting personal and bringing family in to it. You can count yourself lucky your bollocks haven't dropped.
  19. There was only one man there today and me and soft c**t know who it was.
  20. You see the pathetic c**t trying to name drop folk thinking he was going to put the frighteners on me, bet he's never had a fight in his life old Tong Po. Lol
  21. You talk some bollocks, I was there till after 4 and guess what, where's Wally was nowhere to be seen, and that's without the fact that you said you was there for half 3. You're a full blown jacker just like your dogs..lol
  22. You have been exposed, I was there from about twenty past 3 till after 4 you yellow bellied cur. About half 3 you said you was at Trinity stadium which is 5 mins off the cafe and then 5 mins later say you're going to be 15 mins. 20 mins later you then say you're at a gunshop hahahaha, you've had that much smack over the years you don't know what bollocks you're coming out with hahaha
  23. This is confusing, you want to carry on embarrassing yourself lard arse so be it, these messages are all in order.
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