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    Redtube.
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    I can never get my head around folk that hunt but turn their nose up at the game dog game, at least in that world you have two willing combatants.
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    Aye, they're not good for you however you try and spin it.
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    Pistachio ice-cream flavoured protein powder, looks and tastes radioactive, ghastly!
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    Men who boast about doing bird are fags by default.
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    If you both ask the wives nicely they might let you have one Francie.
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    He says a lot of things, like he's going to turn up at a cafe and then ends up in a gun shop. Lol
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    He couldn't intimidate a shrew old hide & seek champ. Lol That heavy bag is where you'd be, on the floor....
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    Yep, I shouldn't lower myself to his level but an eye for an eye.
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    The man needs sectioning alright.
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    He can't fight downs, don't insult me with this chancer again. Lol
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    And you've got a saluki cross and a Yorkie from Poundland.
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    I wish it was, if the numbers are right it's on, better than gonna work any day of the week. Lol
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    Thanks for that kind offer, as you know an Akita isn't a hunting dog so that offer will have to wait.
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    Gag, blind, handcuff?
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    I'm not as desperate as you, we don't all have to use chloroform and a set of tie wraps to pull a bird.
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    How much ransom money did they pay to let you marry yours? Lol
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    And that's still seen more gear than your show ponies hahahaha, how's the little Yorkie cross, hope it's healing up well?
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    Hahahaha hilarious, so now it's over the road but just down from it, and now the name is Redbeck shooting supplies and not Jay's gun shop. You've got to be pulling these jokes out of a hat? Hahahaha
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    You hit nothing you silly c**t, for starters I'm not even married ya thick twat and I've been with her for almost ten years and how would that mean she could stay here you silly c**t, they can stay here without the need of marrying someone. I have told you, your budgies have more sense than you. Lol
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    What invites? Lol You think I'm gonna drive 9 hour round trip to see a blurry pic of a moggy? Hahaha And as for blackmaggie, he hasn't sent me no invite, he needs to make up his mind if he's got a lab or a lurcher.
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    Aye and I work 25 mins from where he told us to meet, but then again I was never going to find him at a gun shop when he said the local cafe. Hahaha
  23. Pardus
    We know you're a c**t, a big soft daft c**t! Hahahahha
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    You told me white transport, whatever that is. So in reality I should have been looking out for a burgundy Ford Granada....
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    There's only two I've arranged to meet and you were both no shows, lol. blackmaggie and Greyman, why would I arrange to meet them two? Hahahahaha
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