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  1. spiderpig
    need a bit of help.my yard got done over last night and have a feeling stuff might of gone there, big diesel genny all my de walt power tools tool boxes pressure washer nearly everything really.can you put feelers out for me,just want a name ect.. only thing they aint took is my dogs. its bound to get offered about ,pms prefered really lads in the know will know what im on about. cheers
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    its only law that you have a cerificate to purchased shotgun ammo.you DO NOT need one to be in possesion of them,they do not have to be locked up either im unsure of the limits but as far as i can remember you can have up to a maximum of 2000 at home any more requires a explosives certificate
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    i got mine as i was the first scientist to succesfully impregnate a female black widow with a glosteshire all spot pig,the resulting off spring were wank at catching flies though and but ugly.
  4. spiderpig
    comeon NEF i can see you reading this get into your salesman suit and sell sell sell lol
  5. spiderpig
    hey sounder remember that there is lads on here who have 22itts beddy whippets that can single hand red stags!!
  6. spiderpig
    valleylad thats just vulgar.i would never stoop so low. please refrain from posting articles on just poo as at least myn had a moral to the story! haha :piggy:
  7. spiderpig
    cant get it to work
  8. spiderpig
    nothing at all illeagal about them
  9. spiderpig
    no i am full of it,with that and computer hunting im flat out mate :piggy:
  10. spiderpig
    make them as long as you possibly can, can put 1/2/or even 3 beds in them, wrap every joint with plastic to keep rain out,if you wantpoint all joints with cement as rabbits dig in and f**k them. bend them too make sure entrance is not in a direct path of wind. in the bed put one block edge on in the middle as stops wind rattling strait through and then the dog goes round the bed as some dogs if keen can go strait through the pipes and nearly miss something in the bed. key is not to make beds too big,like i said a 3 by 2 slab floor a block and a brick high right round and same slab for the roof
  11. spiderpig
    swannys are mint always have been
  12. spiderpig
    i cant help my amazing good looks and awesome sense of humor so all bow and suck my toe nails clean :piggy:
  13. spiderpig
    use 9 inch clay pipe or if use plastic half fill with soil. ive put loads of them in
  14. spiderpig
    made out of clay pipes and breeze block beds certainly not of metal. a 2 by 3 slab bed floor a block and a brick high and a slab roof covered with plastic then earth,the longer the better,pm hornman he will explain better
  15. spiderpig
    how you mean? if you put a drain in they stay in unless dont get used in say 2 or 3 seasons
  16. spiderpig
    any look yet?
  17. spiderpig
    http://www.ratemypoo.com/top.html if your not squeamish and have a warped sense of humour click on the link if you are its best to not
  18. spiderpig
    what dous this all mean in laymans terms? i.e should i go get some cocopops for my dog or stick to weetabix :piggy:
  19. spiderpig
    It a poo phenomenom!!! hahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahah yes paper was clean hahahahahahahahahahhahaha
  20. spiderpig
    hahahahahahahahaha better than posting made up stories like some or smashed up dogs for the cranks to copy,,, i like to tell the truth. im sure as damm it there is some fellas on here who will laugh and have gone through the same you wait and see
  21. spiderpig
    well all i can say is no a have a vauge idea of what its like to break your fragile woman hood or be gang raped by people of the same sex with willies lost well here goes il explain.. ive been at home in office today and as usual i started to feel the usual tugging or pressure in my lower poo tubes, i know from experience that i poo was imminent(im 31 so i dont have accidents anymore) no i dont know about you but i often stand there letting it slowly drop then nipping it back in kinda like a bob slayer warming up! then the time came when it was now or never as the turtles head was nearly p
  22. spiderpig
    anyone got the song on a ringtone they can send me? kind figure it out but its funny as f**k
  23. spiderpig
    use aaa s in stead or no 3 mini magnums sgs pattern is only good for 25 yrd
  24. spiderpig
    ive often relished the smell of a freshly cooked turd garnished with a whole fried egg you cant beat it,got this recipe from hornmans driffield cook book hahahah
  25. spiderpig
    hahahahhahahahahahahahaahahhaahah :piggy:
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