A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asksthe assistant for an inflatable doll. "would you like a male of a female"
"female please"
"would you like black or white"
"white please"
"would you like a christian or a muslim"
this question confused the man, so he asked, "what has the religion got to do with it, its an inflateable doll!"
"well" explained the assistant, "the muslim one blows itself up!"