Simoman
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Wilf told me it looked like a babies arm...................
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Trouser snakes can spit venom over a great distance, its not venomous but its does crust your slacks......................
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Your fine to takes dogs on the beach north of the pier.............
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Does that make you Lord Lucan then? Only if your my nanny Malt............
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Wilf is the man from Del Monte, and wink is the milk tray man...........
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Buy the book running with the fox by McDonald, or purchase a book by Sean Frain......to burn
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Might hasn't fecking arrived Guess I'd better order it, does anyone esle notice his books have sticky pages and smell of sex?
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Wink, as you know Wilf doesn't have a complete bellend, it was savaged by rottie after he covered it in chappie and ran through the park shouting "the purple pixie eaters wont pick me". The fella is fecked in the head............
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Thats because you drive everywhere at 200mph pee wee..............
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You nutter
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Winkhound has written a chapter entitled "Felching with Rod, Russell and Gun, a one way trip to sexual deviance"
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Flash git Will it come with a driver who can stay awake?
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Wilf is a top man and anyone who thinks Wilf is a cock therefore must be a cock themselves.....................I'm hoping for a quicky after typing that.
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There is a new article that should be written called Wilf, Annie Oakley and the myxi rabbit Cant decide which mag to publish it in though............
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Aaron you are filthy......but I like you!! threbb, dont worry matey, just dont buy a copy, you cant please everyone, for me ther writing style is captivating. If people want to buy copies as an investment who cares. I had a spare copy of both books but gave them my mate as he had missed out, I know the books were read and enjoyed. P.S. Darcy is the stig.....of the dump
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Wilf is right, wink knows his quads....
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How come the legal speed limit is so low?
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Anyone get to the Welsh show today??
Simoman replied to iamduvern's topic in Gamefairs, Meet Up's and Events
Never made it in the end, forget the shows who won the dust ups? -
Crawley & Horsham Hunt Terrier Show 21st June 09
Simoman replied to GameBirdMeg's topic in Gamefairs, Meet Up's and Events
I am wearing it now, nothing else..........just the waistcoat!! Mmmmm baby!!! -
Crawley & Horsham Hunt Terrier Show 21st June 09
Simoman replied to GameBirdMeg's topic in Gamefairs, Meet Up's and Events
Wilf, did you get that new waistcoat you said would dazzle the judges? -
I shall look forward to mine, IMO Darcys books would be improved if he paid Frain to illustrate them. threbb you do sound bitter fella.........
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If you have 1 doberman thats any good your lucky, oh and you will only need one bullet....... If you have 2.....................I'm sure you get the idea. Worked with hundreds of manwork dogs and dobes are buy are large terrible with bad nerves and drive. You have a rare animal if your is a good one.............
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A greyhound/whippet would surely be faster???????
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The unfortunate thing is none of them are a match for a charge of no.4 shot................
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Happy birthday big boy, can I blow your candle out of has wilf beaten me to it :kiss: