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Simoman

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  1. I hear you pin up of the week at the Royal Society for the Blind social club......
  2. Cornwall is home to the worlds greatest lurcherman and there is no game left, he cleared up the county in three weeks.................
  3. I've read some far fetched stuff on this forum but that takes the biscuit, were they at one of those "alternative lifestyle" clubs and previously known as Derek?
  4. John, dont beleive a word the bear said, im innocent...........
  5. yep the police and the RSPCA would LOVE to see it ...............
  6. If anyone has a free Bellman and Flint set up (new not used rubbish), a 100% digging dog and a free subscription to "Big Ladies" magazine please let me know, im only 36.......................
  7. What was your previous username? Phone your dad or text you
  8. @SS, no the bear wont be coming, after the fiasco last time, the tears (not mine) and the extra 100 miles added in a knackered truck to collect it the bear is staying under lock and key..............
  9. Im hoping to be there, Butler and Ko Shamo have promised to touch me where I wee, not sure what that means?????? Hope its cheaper than last year when my diesel pump went on the way in and cost me £1,500...........
  10. Simoman

    Butler

    No problem, Ive been working out
  11. Simoman

    Butler

    Happy birthday mate, welcome to the over 30 club. Hope to see you and T on sunday. Si
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    my website

    She has a wicked temper and a mean right hook
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    cougars

    Yep In Lincolnshire in the late 90's............
  14. Simoman

    my website

    Hope the site takes off, im sure it will. Anyone joining to support Bertie remember this is owned by a 12 year old so keep things respectable...... P.S. Don't make your mum a mod, she will go power mad
  15. Simoman

    my website

    i dont think so it a free forum but i woud like to From little acorns........pm me when you get chance Bertie Simon x
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    my website

    Well done Bertie, im sure you will make lots of money in IT when your older
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    baby name

    Sebastian or Matilda............
  18. Whats the best method of severing my jugular and what can I refill with? Anti-freeze? But im not cold!!!
  19. Whats the best method of severing my jugular and what can I refill with?
  20. For me its never been about numbers, just getting out into the countryside and watching your dog perform the task it was bred for...........
  21. 1 myxi rabbit and a doubled of field mouse..............
  22. I never get into trouble, im a good boy
  23. "If everything isn't black and white I say why the hell not"
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