Rolfe 2 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ > > YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when... > > 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. > > 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. > > 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.. > > 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. > > 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is > that they don't have e-mail addresses.. > > 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if > anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. > > 7.. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the > screen > > 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even > have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for > panic and you turn around to go and get it. > > 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. > > 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) > > 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. > > 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this > message. > > 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. > > 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on This is so near the truth........it hurts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bmetson 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 So true! I also tend to put my PIN number in the alarm quite often... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Neal 1,788 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 I've got a true one: you tell your wife about a brilliant April Fools' Day joke you have planned for a girl in the class you teach which involves filling her school tray with jelly and letting it set in the school fridge overnight...and your wife (also a teacher) says, "have you asked permission?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Little Butch 16 Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 You know your living In 2009 In Ipswich when they have to build a Pelican crossing right outside a Police Station because too many people were getting Mugged In the Underground crossing bit and nobody would use It anymore through fear! Butch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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