Cornio 0 Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 A starving asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a Good Fairy who grants him 3 wishes. "I'm hungry" he says. POW! A banquet table appears. "I want a nice house" he says. POW! A mansion with a swimming pool appears. "I want to be a real Englishman" POW! Everything vanishes! Asylum seekers asks "Where's everything gone?" Fairy says "You're an Englishman now, and entitled to f**k ALL!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest hornman Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 your feckin right there mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SwissTony 0 Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Ain't that the truth. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Night Hunter 109 Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 so feckin true..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack pyke 4 Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 nice one you couldnt of spoke a truer word Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tallyho 181 Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 very f*****g true, , but the sad thing now is all the poles back in poland are all up in arms and protesting that they want all polish jobs just for them and that no foriners should be allowed the jobs, its a f*****g joke . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,595 Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 :clapper: Aye we had them all heading home because the exchange rate its not worth them working here now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 :clapper: Aye we had them all heading home because the exchange rate its not worth them working here now send em all back and dog thieving scum with em Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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