Differences between the english and the welsh

[Guest Taffybull]

 

[RaiderBoy 19]

Deffinately they got a shambles and we got a team

[Malt 379]

:clapper:

 

Class!

 

"They've got Harrods, we've got the co-op!"

[Guest Taffybull]

they've got girl friends and we've got sheep

[IanB 0]

An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welshman 'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

 

Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Englishman.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'

Welshman: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Welshman: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Welshman: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Welshman: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.'

Welshman: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Welshman: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a * ***ing liar…'

[sue 1]

thats funny

[harrycatcat 31]

Good tune that

[Guest Taffybull]

hahahaha thats a goodun that ian mate

[Back Stabbath 1]

Hahaha!