mattydski 560 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 LOVE - - when your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST - - when your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - - when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care. LOVE - - when you argue over how many children to have. LUST - - when you argue over who gets the wet spot. MARRIAGE - - when you argue over money. LOVE - - when you share everything you own. LUST - - when you think twice about giving your partner half of your sandwich. MARRIAGE - - when the bank owns everything. LOVE - - when you phone each other just to say "Hello". LUST - - when you phone each other just to arrange sex. MARRIAGE - - when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts. LOVE - - when you write poems about the one you love. LUST - - when all you write is your phone number. MARRIAGE - - when all you write are checks. LOVE - - when you show concern for your true love's feelings. LUST - - when you don't give a darn. MARRIAGE - - when your only concern is what's next on TV. LOVE - - when your farewell is "I love you darling ..." LUST - - when your farewell is "So, same time next week?" MARRIAGE - - when your farewell is silent. LOVE - - when you are proud to be seen in public with your true love. LUST - - when you only ever see each other in the bedroom. MARRIAGE - - when you never see each other awake. LOVE - - when your heart flutters everytime you see them. LUST - - when your groin twitches everytime you see them. MARRIAGE - - when your wallet empties everytime you see them. LOVE - - when nobody else matters. LUST - - when nobody else knows. MARRIAGE - - when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows. LOVE - - when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel. LUST - - when it's just the same mushy old junk. MARRIAGE - - when you never listen to music. LOVE - - when breaking up is something you try not to think about. LUST - - when staying together is something you try not to think about. MARRIAGE - - when just getting through today is your only thought. LOVE - - when you're interested in everything your partner does. LUST - - when you're only interested in one thing. MARRIAGE - - when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
victor 10 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 i see.... your enjoying marage? or all knowing and powerful? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JPTfellterrier 65 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
victor 10 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 oh i got it ! your pissed out yor mind??? jokin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted January 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 :laugh: so true........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 lol wow, that was kinda depressing! glad to see i have a happy medium in most of those...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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