Guest HAWKEYE Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Hello guys...who can admit to delving onto the seedy side of ebay?? the homemade videos etc... lol the debauchery available online is sometimes unbelieveable however I do have a wee tale of its sometimes rather disconcerting reality.... a very very good mate of mine regulary ****** the laundry basket on a sunday morning and purloined his sisters and his girlfriends "hoisery" lol which had been worn the night before, Thongs , briefs , panties etc were all put on the world wide web as were his girlfriends after her thursday night areobics,,,,,He made a tidy profit on this filthy scheme .which goes to show the f****d up people out there...has anyone else such a tale to tell?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JOEB Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 A pal of mine while stationed in Germany, got asked to look after his oppos married quarters house while him and his new bride went on holiday. Anyway.having nothing better to do whilst off duty he starts to look around the house as you do! He finds a pair of the new brides knickers and gets to thinking...........so anyway he winds up on the bed with said knickers in one hand and his chopper in the other. Unknown to him, his oppo and bride aint having a very good time and decide to return early....the rest you can guess. I think the friendship just about survived this sordid incident, but we havnt let him forget it in 15 years. All the best JOEB ps: Did you get a freeby pair Hawkeye? :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fellman 116 Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 THINK OF SOMTHING ALONG THE LINES OF A "FLASHER MAC" BUT IN DUSTBIN LINER PLASTIC WITH A DODGY "UNREAL TREE " PATTERN ON IT WITH CUM MARKS ON THE INSIDE FRONT AND CUM MARKS ON THE BACK OUTSIDE . THINK THAT COVERS IT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HAWKEYE Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 WHAT A PAIR OF WANKERS LOL Better than that BHS effort of yours mate... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest moomin300uk Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 there is some twisted folk out there what ever floats your boat ha ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JOEB Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 THINK OF SOMTHING ALONG THE LINES OF A "FLASHER MAC"BUT IN DUSTBIN LINER PLASTIC WITH A DODGY "UNREAL TREE " PATTERN ON IT WITH CUM MARKS ON THE INSIDE FRONT AND CUM MARKS ON THE BACK OUTSIDE . THINK THAT COVERS IT :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: DIRTY RASCAL!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 ...has anyone else such a tale to tell?? It's not really an Ebay tale but I got a lift down to the Midland off this lad and his wagon was full of really strange porn mags. In a similar twist he mentioned how it was accidentally sent to him at work and he was simply transporting it to the recycling bin at the motorway service station. I would imagine this lad would know of those kind of transactions. I'll ask him to post a few stories when he gets 5 minutes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baldie Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 I have a mate, who stopped at his new birds one saturday night, who still lived with her folks.She went to work the next morning, leaving him in bed. He wakes up, and finds her cacks from the night before, and shortly ends up with them on his head, all the time, he,s chucking a mix out When he,s done, he takes them off, only to look round, and see a pot of coffee, and 2 slices off toast at the side of him Yep, the future ma in law had been in, and seen it all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HAWKEYE Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 pissing myself at fred ...you c**t lol A lad I know went upstairs at a party , found the laundry basket and fell asleep on the loo with his mates birds thong wedged in mouth with tights tied round his head Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 After reading this thread I feel the need for a shower to cleanse myself :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swamper 11 Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 This is the same man who I caught wiping his arse with slices of bread when on a stag weekend in Newquay......totally of his head & oblivious what a star 10 /10 for inervation Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 Ah HAWKEYE one of those "my friend" storys hu :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HAWKEYE Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 I ADMIT THAT THE GUY IN ALL MY TALES IS TAFFY LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mistwalker 0 Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Hello guys...who can admit to delving onto the seedy side of ebay?? the homemade videos etc... lol the debauchery available online is sometimes unbelieveable however I do have a wee tale of its sometimes rather disconcerting reality.... a very very good mate of mine regulary ****** the laundry basket on a sunday morning and purloined his sisters and his girlfriends "hoisery" lol which had been worn the night before, Thongs , briefs , panties etc were all put on the world wide web as were his girlfriends after her thursday night areobics,,,,,He made a tidy profit on this filthy scheme .which goes to show the f****d up people out there...has anyone else such a tale to tell?? Did ya make much, wee man? :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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