akton 15 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Just to put a smile on your face A man is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. "f*kin hell What was that for ?" He asks. "That was for the piece of paper in your trousers pocket with the name Mary Ellen written on it" . "Don't be silly ", he says "two weeks ago when I was at the races, Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on". She seemed satisfied and at this point gives him a kiss and she apologizes. Three days later he's again sitting reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan,knocking him out cold. When he comes round, he asks again "What was that for?". She said "Your f*cking horse just phoned" :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tallyho 181 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 made me laugh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,014 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 GOOD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,592 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 :clapper: :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 funny.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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