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I remember years back a load of dumb fecks from a boozer in Tilbury had a thing in The Sun newspaper "The Hardest Pub in Britain"

 

I think they lasted about 3 weeks after that headline when the coach partys from Millwall etc started to arrive :clapper::clapper:

 

Its a post office now!!

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one kid on there said he born in toilet his mother shout out to whoever come and get this out of the bog he ended up being dumbest **** in the village.

 

i would have just pulled chain what an a***e hole he was.

 

cjw

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well they had to be some of the thickest people i have ever seen ,that old dear with the dolls heads in garden on sticks ,the one born in tiolet f**k me i have heard of wetting the baby head but that was a bit far and :notworthy: brains of britain that cycles round on a bike with no tyre :notworthy::notworthy::notworthy: the pride of england :clapper:

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How about the one eyed shooter? :hunter: he shot a rabbit when he was younger and went into the bramble bushes to get it out and pierced his eyeball, his mam told him to go to bed and 3 days later when he went to get up his eye was stuck to the pillow with all the jelly that had came out of his eye :sick: then he continued to show you his glass eye he wears now with hands as black as coal then popped it back in laughing :shok:

 

 

Hello my sexy friend :wub:

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