Guest gaz100604 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 2 mexicans lost in a desert , they see a tree in the distance . as they get nearer they see its draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon , smoked crispy juicy bacon. "hey pepe" says the first mexican "ees a bacon tree we are saved" he then runs up to the tree and gets within 5 feet of it when hes gunned down in a hail of bullets. second mexican shouts " pepe what happened"? with his last breath pepe shouts " run amigo ess not a bacon tree ......ees a ham bush" haaaaaaaaa what do you call 10,000 black men floating down a river? a black current. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 FOOK ME THAT WAS FUNNY, PMSL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,605 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Nice ones Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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