hagar 5 Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 A couple are woken by an intruder in the early hours and tied up:thumbdown: the intruder points a gun at husband as he leans over the wife and appears to kiss her ear :kiss: then heads into the bathroom the husband says be strong dear give him what he wants and he wont kill us,i saw the way he kissed your ear he likes you she replies he didnt kiss me he whispered he is gay randy and taken a whole bottle of viagra its you he likes he asked for vaseline so i told him its in the bathroom now lets see you be strong Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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lamp+battery 98 Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 A couple are woken by an intruder in the early hours and tied up:thumbdown: the intruder points a gun at husband as he leans over the wife and appears to kiss her ear :kiss: then heads into the bathroom the husband says be strong dear give him what he wants and he wont kill us,i saw the way he kissed your ear he likes you she replies he didnt kiss me he whispered he is gay randy and taken a whole bottle of viagra its you he likes he asked for vaseline so i told him its in the bathroom now lets see you be strong Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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