undisputed 1,664 Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Guy standing behind an old couple in a chip shop in Blackpool and overhears their conversation. "do you remember the first time we came here 40yrs ago Agnes" the old fellah says...."Yes and you took out the back bent me over the fence and gave me a right good seeing to" she replies...now the guy rather sheepishly trys to look away a bit embarrassed by what he's hearing but he cant help himself when he hears the fellah say to his Mrs..."well seeing its our anniversary do you fancy going out the back again and I'll see if we can managed to recreate the moment"....the old girls smiles at her hubby and says "Aye let's go" The guy listen to this conversation is silently chuckling to himself and saying I hope I'm able to do that when I'm that age.....10mins pass and curiosity gets the better of him and he decides to sneak a look out the back to see how theyre getting on. He looks round the corner and sure enough the old guy has his trousers down and the mrs bent over the fence, tights at her ankles and theyre going at it hammer and tongs bucking and hammering away about 100mile an hour and finally collapsing over the fence in an exausted state. So the guy plucks up the courage and goe's over to them as the old guy rolls of his wife and lies on the grass. He say's "I hope you dont mind but I overheard you talking in the chip shop about your anniversary and I just want to congratulate you on your stamina, I've never seen anyone go at it at that speed for so long what's your secret"? Old guy looks at his wife and say's correct me if I'm wrong Agnes but I dont believe that f*****g fence was electrified the first time we did it now was it?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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The one 8,627 Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kash 1 Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 u put the long hard shaft in 2 your hot waiting mouth, u play [bANNED TEXT] it round ur tounge, in an out, in an out, u feel it building up inside, u go faster n faster, until the white creamy liqued fills ur mouth, u spit and its all over. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... COLGATE. take care of ur teeth. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Nice one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,627 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 u put the long hard shaft in 2 your hot waiting mouth, u play [bANNED TEXT] it round ur tounge, in an out, in an out, u feel it building up inside, u go faster n faster, until the white creamy liqued fills ur mouth, u spit and its all over. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... COLGATE. take care of ur teeth. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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