The domino-effect......................

[maty j 6]

Still wouldn't fancy it much mind

 

Morrisons, MORRISONS! And you're making poor Joe buy that video camera

[mackem 29,726]

Yeah...................Morrisons Joe is like Howard Hughes in a way,an eccentric millionaire type,he could be living in palatial luxury like Leegreen but he prefers to keep his feet firmly planted on the ground near to his street-level roots,whereas I am more a down-at-heel skinto living in a ghetto because I really aint got an option Saving my last few pennies for my impending divorce and a fresh start in Canada

[Guest bigredbusa]

nice one mackem

[maty j 6]

Still not talking then. I like the look of Canada, My uncle has been there a few times and says the fishing is good Don't know if they have trout lakes though

[mackem 29,726]

They have got trout lakes Maty,my Ex-girlfriend lives there,she is still single(I guess I am a hard act to follow) ,she phoned me a few days ago and told me they have whitetail deer coming into the street to feed

It was a good night out BRB,you should have came

[maty j 6]

He was only over for a week or two and just mentioned the river fishing there, Said it was a real nice place. I think the Ex is just "baiting" you in with promise of whitetail mate. Mind you is bow hunting legal over there I've always fancied trying bow hunting.... and from the comfort of the computer chair

[mackem 29,726]

Bowhunting IS legal,two years ago I had the money for a guided cougar hunt in Colorado And the wife agreed............................to spend the money on a family holiday to her f***ing mothers Maria isnt baiting me,not yet Few more weeks,lets just wait,its just like fishing

[maty j 6]

 

[mackem 29,726]

See Mr Mackem?See those things on his legs?They are called trousers,Mr M's family name might be scottish but he has never worn a skirt,kilt whatever you want to call it Nothing could be further from the truth Most of the guys on here that pic would fit the description of their marital situation to a "T",mines the reverse

[mackem 29,726]

But the most hurtful thing about that pic?Look at the fat cnuts gut You can still see my abs

[maty j 6]

But the most hurtful thing about that pic?Look at the fat cnuts gut You can still see my abs

 

I was looking for another pic but couldn't find one. unfortunately my photoshop skills are limited to changing colours and adding words and lines not weightloss

 

Did you manage a pike with the snare in the end M?

[mackem 29,726]

I will do it this week coming sometime But that geezer is totally the wrong shape for me

[maty j 6]

Let us know how you get on. I've just been looking in a survival book here and that mentions snaring pike but nothing about trout. Wonder If it's possible..

 

Don't worry M, I wasn't trying to make out you had eaten all the pies, Just a bit of piss take

[mackem 29,726]

Only trial-and-error will tell you if its possible Maty,give it a go,nothing ventured,nothing gained

You gimmee a complex,I had the tape-measure around my waist 3 or 4 times yesterday afternoon

[maty j 6]

Wasn't intentional mate, just what came up on Google, Honest

 

I got closer in the day time when I tried than at night. They kept moving right away from it at night but perhaps it was just my sharper movements trying to stop myself going over the bank and head first into the drink while holding the snare pole and lamp.

 

Have you ever tried noodling M?? I think that's what It's called. I saw a program on sky a year or so back, okie noodling it was called were they stick there hands under the river banks and pull out catfish Wouldn't mind trying it if I had the chance to. They said you need to make sure you don't disturb any rocks as one guy got drowned when a boulder fell on his arm!

 

http://www.okienoodling.com/okienoodling2/index.html#

Edited August 4, 2008 by maty j