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big buisnees man from america comes over to ireland in search of a mystic magical farmer he had heard stories about!! he heard that their was farmer in south of ireland that could make apples taste like pears and pears like peachs the yank could c the money potential in this farmer so drives to his farm a very small holding of five acres with a few orange trees and apple trees he goes to one of the trees a plucks down an apple tastes it and to his amazement it tasted of peach he could not beleive this!!so goes an haves a chat with farmer chatting away anyhow farmer tells him he can make one side of the apple to taste of pear and the other to taste like peach yank says no way come back tomorrow and il show yea fine says the yank and off he goes!comes back the following day taste that says the farmer yank bites into it fisrst half tastes like pear wow he said while tasteing the other side! and to his amazement it tasted of peach!! yank stricks up a deal and offers the farmer a job in america on thousands of acres of a farm top dollar farmer snaps up the offer and gets on a plane over!! first day on the job yank said this what i want all trees to taste of (fanny i want them all to taste of fanny)ok said the farmer come back tommorow and il c what i can do!yank comes back the next day rubbing his hands cant wait to taste these apples thining to hhim self right paddy wheres me fanny apples he said i just picked them dismorn they are over their on the bench yank rushs over bites into one AN SPITS IT OUT WHAT THE f**k HE SAID farmer turns and says turn it around

[BlueCoyote 0]

ew lol

glad i dont much like apples or pears after reading this

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[Coney 3]

Nice one.