Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Just had Chain Dog, my psycho rotto, out for her blast. Usual preceedure; I lock all the other Dogs out of her reach and release her into this sealed room. Then I get her lead on her ~ once she's quite finished bouncing around ~ and take her out for her excercise. Only differance was, today she took it into her head that I was extra good fun to be around. So much so that she thought she'd express her delight at me. Thus she took a sprint of about two bounds across from the door and launched herself, low, straight at me. I'm stood there and saw it all coming. Thought nothing of it. Till her front paws struck me very squarely on the top of each thigh, just below groin level. Quite frankly, having never been hit by a bus, I've never experienced such force before. Like some cartoon character, by arse shot out and I probably tried to touch my own toes in mid air flight. One might imagine the whoosh of expelled air from my puffed cheeks. I certainly came right off my feet and was propelled backwards to land in an undignified heap between the bed and her kennel. Just one of those spontaneous, split second things. No harm meant or done. But I couldn't help thinking to myself; Dark night. Out in that compound. Ye not supposed to be there and ye intentions aren't good. That powers into ye from out of the blackness? And her intentions aren't good ..... Glad she's My bloody Dog! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 (edited) good to be on the receiving end hey ditch!!!!!!!! my old german shepherd did similar to me once..........ran 20 yards.......jumped up.......paws square on my shoulders.......down like a sack'o'shit.........sat wagging her tail and what can only be described as pissing herself laughing. glad she was my dog to!!!!!!!!! as always ditch.............good read!!! sean Edited June 12, 2008 by SEAN3513 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hunting Dachshund 0 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 (edited) Glad she's My bloody Dog! Sounds like the dog needs more exercise to get the darn energy out of her system or she's rebelling against boredom. In both cases -no offense to you- she might need more attention from you. In that I mean for you to do some kind of activity with her at a regular basis. I am a firm believer that only a very small percentage of dogs are truly 'psycho'. The majority of troubled dogs is just not well understood. I personally think this behavior is fairly normal for dogs. My pharaohs and dachshunds do it to me too at times just to tease me. It's as unpleasant with the dachshunds, for my knees do not bend backwards.... Key is to know how to control it and prevent this to happen to others, especially to kids. A 'trick' is to lift up your knee as soon as you see your dog is running toward you. Edited June 12, 2008 by Hunting Dachshund Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 I shouldn't worry yeself too much over it, HD There's a known history and reason for this ones condition(s). I perfectly agree she could use more excercise. Attention and stimulation is hers 24/7. Her freedom to burn off is something I'm actively pursuing, the the tune of thousands, right now. Till such time, she's perfectly satisfied with her lot. She landed on her feet when she was brought to my attention Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Caught several big shepherds and rotties on the sleeve and been taken down a few times, usually on chases when your running and your balance is off. Got hit squarley by a big shepherd during a manwork session in 1999 and still have back problems today............... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest little lurcher Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 sorry ditch but pmsl!!! hows your back though , is it better now? i hope so after that !!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Got hit squarley by a big shepherd during a manwork session in 1999 and still have back problems today............... Ouch! 'Mind you; At least the bugger was only playing! sorry ditch but pmsl!!! hows your back though , is it better now? i hope so after that !!!!!!!!!!! Back's fine. Always is and will be, till it decides to go again, probably in another year or so. Finances have just taken the after shock though. Having struggled through till tomorrows pay day, having been euros' down from getting home from hospital last month, I today got the bill from the hospital. Another 66! Oh well. Could have been a lot worse. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Got hit squarley by a big shepherd during a manwork session in 1999 and still have back problems today............... Ouch! 'Mind you; At least the bugger was only playing! True, the back goes every now and then and I can't move for a couple of days. Mind you I had a Bouvier Des Flandre pull the sleeve off and sink a fang into my forearm, a shepherd latch onto my ar*e cheek which stung a bit Although the most awkward was my Patterdale jumping up to bite the draw cord on my jacket and nipping a testicle, I just didn't look cool rolling around a country lane with tears in my eyes, although it was less cool at the doctors the following morning when everything turned blue and I had to explained what had happened............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Got hit squarley by a big shepherd during a manwork session in 1999 and still have back problems today............... Ouch! 'Mind you; At least the bugger was only playing! True, the back goes every now and then and I can't move for a couple of days. Mind you I had a Bouvier Des Flandre pull the sleeve off and sink a fang into my forearm, a shepherd latch onto my ar*e cheek which stung a bit Although the most awkward was my Patterdale jumping up to bite the draw cord on my jacket and nipping a testicle, I just didn't look cool rolling around a country lane with tears in my eyes, although it was less cool at the doctors the following morning when everything turned blue and I had to explained what had happened............ Ouch! Well it beats a NHS vasectomy I suppose....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Ditch I love your stories, chain dog sounds a real character. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 3,295 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 DS .I found a picture of your old Bull terrier (,brindle, sturdy) the other day .Your legs were in the picture as well . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 And I have a copy of that same photo, right here on my mantlepiece, as I type, mate! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 3,295 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 .Having a piccy sort-out.Amongst the snaps of the "why the hell did I keep that" out of focus ,badly lit ,my thumb across the lens type there is some atmospheric blackn white ferrret/lurcher show stuff. Mid eighties ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 I remember just such shots, mate! Blonde girl in one or two of them? That's be the eighties alright! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Geoff.C 0 Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Hit by a Rottweiler? Not half mate! I used to "run criminal" regularly for dogs doing and training for working trials. Lots of different dogs, GSD, Dobes, BSD types etc. The one who I will never forget was a Rottie named "King", he was one big bugger, even by Rottie standards. He enjoyed his manwork, particularly a running criminal. He developed his own style for catching you,this was a grip from behind on your upper arm then a split second later you got his feet in your back. This was like being hit by a sandbag, and I always ended up on my face in the dirt. He was a nice dog when not on duty, and used to share your crisps if we went for a swift one after training. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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