Man U

[Malt 379]

I saw my mate, the other day,

He said to me, 'I've seen the white Pele'

So I asked 'Who is he?'

He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney'

Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,

He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.

 

Hope this helps.

[cragman 2,841]

Sung to the tune of "The Laughing Policman"...

 

"There was a laughing Policeman,

His name was PC Jim,

He wondered through the scoreboard,

to get his head kicked in,

He came across a skinhead,

and much to his surprise,

that dirty rotten skinhead hit him right between the eyes".

 

Best sung when standing in the scoreboard paddock, about early to late seventies, as a copper waded in, then watch the helmet go flying....Happy days. :black eye:

[jasper65 6]

london fertility clinics,fear a shortage of sperm donors as 40.000 of there regular wanker,s head for moscow this week,

 

Very Good.........

[mouse 282]

in your liverpool slums,your mums on the game and your dads in the nick,your all on the dole cause your all f****n thick,in your liverpool slums.one of my favourites from the utd road in the eighties.