Gav 1,708 Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 A hunter was hauled before the courts for shooting a golden eagle, the judge making the point that golden eagles are protected asked "why on earth did you shoot it", the man replied "well it wasn't intentional, I was aiming for a rabbit and the eagle got in the way as I took my shot", "well what did you do with the eagle then" asked the judge? "well being a man of the land and not wanting to see it go to waste I ate it" A bit bemused the judge asked "well what does golden eagle taste like" the man answered "pretty much like SWAN really" BOOM BOOM. Made me laugh hope it does a few of you too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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SportingShooter 0 Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 Heard it first on QI, slightly different but still made me laugh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted May 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 Heard it first on QI, slightly different but still made me laugh. Just shows how things get distorted when passed on, chinese whispers eh. Glad you still enjoyed it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 Nice one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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