anton 0 Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 (my dad is what would have been born if Alf Garnett & Enoch Powell got it on) NOTHING WRONG WITH ALF !!!!!!! DAMBUSTERS DOG !!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ROOSTER Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 i bought a bull mastiff and my father called it JAFO i thought he ment jaffa as in the orange because the dog had adeep fawn coloured coat but he said no it was JAFO, just another f-cking object. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sue 1 Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 one of my sisters spaniels is called gun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 As a kid my better half Tracy, had a Lab as the family pet. She was six when she got him and promptley named him 'Muffin'. The years rolled on an as a sixteen year old she was round at her friends house to collect her for a night out. Her friend was still upstairs getting ready and Tracy was sat in the living room with the rest of the family when their family Alsation came boldly in. Seeing the stranger it was right over and doing the 'usual' of trying to ram its head up Tracys short skirt. Trying to fend it off and sound unconcerned, with mother, father and two older brothers there, she blurted out "Can you smell my Muffin?"......!!! Looking up.... mother was scarlet , brothers were biting lips and father fecked off out the room! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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