Names that amuse

[jimbo123p 1]

My first cocker was the "Ardchattan Alkimist" we shortened it to "Alki" Great to call him back in a crowded place.

My son in law suggested "Timber" as the ideal gundog name. Great to wake the beaters up in the woodwhen you call him back.

My father always advocated "Soona" Soona pee on the floor than go outside,

What names have you come across that amuses you?

Jim

[teknystoddy 0]

Dont know about gundogs but there used to be a racehorse named JAFEICA, when the Channel 4 racing presenter asked the owner about the name he replied live on air,

'It stands for Just Another Feckin Expense I Cant Afford.'

Quality,

 

TT.

[BlueCoyote 0]

we've had "Sooner"s here as well... of course if you named your dog sooner - sans accent - then people might think you're a fan of the football team.

 

Dee-oh-gee is a name for a dog my brother's ex girlfriend came up with. i thought it was stupid.... all she did was phonetically spell D - O- G ..

 

my dad had a hunting beagle named Biggun... as in "Big One" due to the size of his impressive "equipment" ...

 

and i had a neighbour who's last name was Bilo (pronounced like Below) he named his horse Abovit (pronounced Above it) so their names sorta pointed out the opposites in the other haha i know

[Mac 30]

Names of places.

 

A real (section of an) address just on the borders of northern ireland and donegal-

 

Knowhead (Road)

Muff

Co.Donegal

 

[BlueCoyote 0]

that's nothing. there was a road going past my old house that was called Red Dick.. and beyond that was Tung Hill

[Guest dog on]

my brother had a terrier pup that craped in the house a lot . he used to shout wheres that shity fcuker and the name shity fcuker stuck but i never hered him call it in public

Edited April 10, 2008 by dog on

[scottishlass 57]

my dad always wanted to call a collie BANG he thought it funny going round the fields rounding up the sheep and shouting bang bang :wacko:

[Scuzy 1]

I knew a man called Mike Hunt.

[Guest oldskool]

my dad always wanted to call a collie BANG he thought it funny going round the fields rounding up the sheep and shouting bang bang :wacko:

 

 

 

a lad i worked with had a collie called HELP lol... thought it was a goodun

[scottishlass 57]

my dad always wanted to call a collie BANG he thought it funny going round the fields rounding up the sheep and shouting bang bang :wacko:

 

 

 

a lad i worked with had a collie called HELP lol... thought it was a goodun

:clapper: i like that 1

[jimbo123p 1]

my dad always wanted to call a collie BANG he thought it funny going round the fields rounding up the sheep and shouting bang bang :wacko:

 

 

 

a lad i worked with had a collie called HELP lol... thought it was a goodun

Brought tears to my eyes, absolute ace. Jim

[Ossie 11]

my dad named his shaggy black lurcher "Black b*****d" (my dad is what would have been born if Alf Garnett & Enoch Powell got it on)

 

i called my cat "Shit", but he also answered to Shitstick, Shitwizard, & Turd. i currently have a cat called "Muff", named in honour of a friends cat that got run over, who was called "Minge"

[jimbo123p 1]

How about a beaters dog called "ova"

[just jack 998]

a nieghbor had a pup called DEAFER for obviouse reasons, dint have it long

[dogs-n-natives 1,182]

I knew a man called Mike Hunt.

I know a man called Mike Hunt. He is a feckin c**t aswell!

Cant remember who it was exactly, but one of the breeders of working sealyham terriers, from early 1900s(maybe lucas or might have been talked about in Lucas' Hunt and Working Terriers) had some unusual names for his dogs, there was FISH and SAUSAGE for a start. Im hoping someone a bit less tired than me will look up the details.