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[pockets 0]

I was told it was run by a bunch of Philistines esp' the Head Honcho , and when they started to call him Little Adolf he threw a wobbler and banned everyone ! . Just what I was told by a secure source as I never got on there myself .

 

 

Little Adolf!!!! LOL

[gavmac 0]

i remember that site, there was a lad on there called king ring tone or summut similar......... anyway hes was a complete f*****g tool, hope i never have to talk to him again!!

king ring felcher more like and his bum chum wancho and gay or punch and shag somthing like that just like all mods power hungry twats to a man !!!!!!!!

Shay the gay

[Guest WILF]

i remember that site, there was a lad on there called king ring tone or summut similar......... anyway hes was a complete f*****g tool, hope i never have to talk to him again!!

king ring felcher more like and his bum chum wancho and gay or punch and shag somthing like that just like all mods power hungry twats to a man !!!!!!!!

 

Fellman........are you that manx tit I have heard of?

[Guest Leveller]

Some say he was born in space, He forages for wolves at night.He sleeps upside down like a bat.His sweat can be used to clean precious metals.His skin has the texture of dolphins.If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts.He does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down .He is scared of bells.He once punched a horse to the ground.His politics are terrifying.He lives in a tree. He likes DragonBoarder.He was raised by wolves.He appears on high-value stamps in Sweden.His favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant.He has no understanding of clouds.His earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.He is confused by stairs.He naturally faces magnetic north.He is illegal in 17 U.S. states.His heart ticks like a watch.All his legs are hydraulic.He can "accumbularate".He appears on Japanese banknotes.There's an airport in Russia named after him.He is wanted by the CIA.His breath smells of magnesium.He can catch fish with his tongue.His tears are adhesive.If set alight, he'd burn for a thousand days.He is terrified of ducks.His voice can only be heard by cats.He has two sets of knees.He can swim seven lengths underwater.He has webbed buttocks.He can melt concrete on contact.He is more machine than man. .His heart is in upside down.His teeth glow in the dark.His favorite food is raw meat.He has no age.He blinks the other way.He has acid for blood. Jimmy Carter wants him dead.He has a bionic arm.He has a tattoo of Buzz Aldrin on his thigh.He has no fear.

 

All we know is he's called Fellman!

[Guest WILF]

fecking excellent Lev...........but he has no culture...........he thinks KANT is a swear word cockneys use

[wink hound 0]

i always wandered whod pushed my horse to the ground....... little b*****d... top stuff levs!!

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[THE STIFFMEISTER 14,742]

Ive heard Turkish and his little Crony Tommy were getting a bit lairy, some talk about "smashing the granny out of 2 sloshbuckets in chigwell to six o clock in the morning, MUGGING PEOPLE OFF, Referring to each other as Sys, Stumblebums, wrongs uns and soppy bollocks"

 

In other words it all went a bit "MOCKNEY"

[Guest WILF]

Slag!!