Malt 379 Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 I am glad that everyone is taking it in the spirit that it is meant. Its good that a second rate country (with loads of midges) can have patriots with a sense of humour. Didnt know you were bad with the midges down there in engerland If you swap the 'D' in midges for a 'N', you're not far off....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 We cannae beat nobody else but we humped the engerland...............MISSION ACCOMPLISHED I suppose it makes a pleasant change from your lot humping the local deer population. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 I am glad that everyone is taking it in the spirit that it is meant. Its good that a second rate country (with loads of midges) can have patriots with a sense of humour. Didnt know you were bad with the midges down there in engerland If you swap the 'D' in midges for a 'N', you're not far off....... Have all the sheep gone high up the hills out of your way ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nitevision Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 all this piss taking from men who wear skirts,oh dear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thurso jack 3 Posted March 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Wha’s Like Us? Damn few and they’re a’deid The average Englishman (or below average one, wilf) in the home he calls his castle after another humiliating defeat at rugby by there scottish superiors, slips into his national costume – a shabby raincoat – patented by chemist Charles Macintosh from Glasgow. En route to his office, he strides along an English lane that has a firm solid surface, invented by John Macadam of Ayr. He drives his English car with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop of Dreghorn. To make matters worse, the gas and oil in his car was produced from Scottish oil fields in the North Sea, from rigs manned by Scots oilmen. At his office he receives mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chalmers, bookseller and printer of Dundee. During the day, he uses a telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell, born in Edinburgh. At home in the evening, his children pedal bicycles invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillian, a blacksmith from Thornhill, Dumfreisshire. He watches news on his TV, an invention of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh and hears an item about the US Navy, which was founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean. By now he has been reminded too much of Scotland. He tries flipping the channel and finds a “movie marathon†only to find they are featuring Sean Connery films. He tries to console himself by reading a history book to relive the “glory days†of the British Empire, only to find that Scottish regiments made practically every “British†victory in the world possible. He picks up a book about Native American Indians, expecting some respite from the presence of Scots. Instead he finds that Scots form the backbone of exploration and trade with Indians in North America and worse, intermarried with them to the point that leaders in many Indian tribes have Scottish surnames. He picks up the Bible in desperation only to find that the opening pages commemorate King James, who authorized the first translation of scriptures into English. He is ready to take to drink, but all he finds in the liquor cabinet is Scotch. He could take a rifle and end it all, but finds the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours. If he escapes death, he could find himself on an operating table injected with penicillin, discovered by Sir Alexander Fleming of Dravel, and given chloroform , an anesthetic discovered by Sir James Simpson, obstetrician and gynecologist of Bathgate. Out of the anesthetic, he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England, which was founded by William Paterson of Tinwald, Dumfries. Perhaps his only remaining hope would be to get a transfusion of ‘guid’ Scottish blood which would entitle him to ask – Wah’s like us? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bill88 6 Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Aye theres some sore losers on here but anyway................get it right up ye's,ya bunch of limp-wristed,morris dancing,overated diddies Tell it like it is Gaz. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ragley 10 Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 f**k me youve won a game. Better than that, England have lost another. Cymru Am Byth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bill88 6 Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Wha’s Like Us? Damn few and they’re a’deid The average Englishman (or below average one, wilf) in the home he calls his castle after another humiliating defeat at rugby by there scottish superiors, slips into his national costume – a shabby raincoat – patented by chemist Charles Macintosh from Glasgow. En route to his office, he strides along an English lane that has a firm solid surface, invented by John Macadam of Ayr. He drives his English car with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop of Dreghorn. To make matters worse, the gas and oil in his car was produced from Scottish oil fields in the North Sea, from rigs manned by Scots oilmen. At his office he receives mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chalmers, bookseller and printer of Dundee. During the day, he uses a telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell, born in Edinburgh. At home in the evening, his children pedal bicycles invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillian, a blacksmith from Thornhill, Dumfreisshire. He watches news on his TV, an invention of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh and hears an item about the US Navy, which was founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean. By now he has been reminded too much of Scotland. He tries flipping the channel and finds a “movie marathon†only to find they are featuring Sean Connery films. He tries to console himself by reading a history book to relive the “glory days†of the British Empire, only to find that Scottish regiments made practically every “British†victory in the world possible. He picks up a book about Native American Indians, expecting some respite from the presence of Scots. Instead he finds that Scots form the backbone of exploration and trade with Indians in North America and worse, intermarried with them to the point that leaders in many Indian tribes have Scottish surnames. He picks up the Bible in desperation only to find that the opening pages commemorate King James, who authorized the first translation of scriptures into English. He is ready to take to drink, but all he finds in the liquor cabinet is Scotch. He could take a rifle and end it all, but finds the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours. If he escapes death, he could find himself on an operating table injected with penicillin, discovered by Sir Alexander Fleming of Dravel, and given chloroform , an anesthetic discovered by Sir James Simpson, obstetrician and gynecologist of Bathgate. Out of the anesthetic, he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England, which was founded by William Paterson of Tinwald, Dumfries. Perhaps his only remaining hope would be to get a transfusion of ‘guid’ Scottish blood which would entitle him to ask – Wah’s like us? Amen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 An governed by an ugly retarded prick called Gordon Brown........... ..........ya wee cock We will get up there and have the crack this summer pal................I will even carry your silk for ya........lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thurso jack 3 Posted March 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 An governed by an ugly retarded prick called Gordon Brown........... ..........ya wee cock We will get up there and have the crack this summer pal................I will even carry your silk for ya........lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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