Guest dog on Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 (edited) Ok then here goes here's my secret!!! I spend every evening in from of the pc wearing nothing but a Gimp suit and mask. My missus then chains me up in the bedroom and whips me and stabs me with her stilleto heels for hours on end ..... Jasper here;s my secret i live next door and i film you every evening through your window Edited March 6, 2008 by dog on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Each and everyone one of us holds a secret that we have told no one about , you know what I am talking about. Now is your chance to get it off your chest. Oh. Ok: I'm really D. Brian Plummer. Yep. The whole snuffing it thing was a mock up. I just wanted to get some peace and quiet whilst I wrote my next and newest soar away Best Seller; " Frain: The Tale of a Hancock Bred Badger Hunting Bull 'n Terrier Who Started A Dynasty Which Will Run Till the End of the World " There. I'm Glad I got that off my chest. Now; Be nice to me! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 (edited) i am the secret keeper.... i am not exciting enough to have my own..... i wonder if it would count if i finally told all these secrets i know. i mean.. not like i am ever going to meet any of you, and i know for a fact none of my friends or family will ever meet any of you........ edit... ok i have a couple. kinda. no big deal... nothing too kinky anyway.. for a few years i had to live with my aunt during the week days - taking care of my grandmother who cant care for herself- at the time my cousin was still living at home.. so while everyone was at work during the day i was at home making sure granny didnt run away.. thank GOD my cousin had a computer.. unfortunately my cousin was a porn connoisseur.. no matter what i was doing porno pop ups would attack me at any moment and it didnt matter who was standing next to me or happened to walk in the room as i was trying to click off the BIG BUSTED BLOND VIRGINS add...... and the most disgusting thing was there was a mysterious plastic box under the desk. you dont wanna know what he did with that box either. just use your imagination!!!! so one day i got fed up with it and changed his personal settings on his computer. i made it air tight and password protected - the kind of thing parents should do with computers when children are around - then left for the weekend. he never said anything to me but after that his computer was "broken" lol another thing i did... one day shortly after he got out of the army my older brother was bad mouthing our mother and calling her names in spite of the fact that he was living at home rent free and living like a slob and expecting me to clean up after him. When our mom got home that evening he was so nice and sweet to her. that pissed me off so when they both left for some errand i lifted up the carpet in front of his bedroom door and hid several thumb tacks under it. i also put soap all over his tooth brush and did some other mean things to his belongings...... another time - years later - husband and i were having problems with his ex-wife. when she divorced him she left a lot of her possessions with him - he kept them and justified it by saying his daughter might some day want to see those things - what ever.... i got so mad about it i sold half her stuff on Ebay when he was at work. to this day he is still looking for a certain antique tea kettle a rare coin collection and several Christmas ornaments... yes i am "a wretched, spiteful, straight-razor totin' woman" Edited March 6, 2008 by BlueCoyote Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest craftycarper Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 I know it makes you want to be on here all the time Doesn't it just. Anyone would think I have nothing better to do. Well i save tons of money not going out so its great bet you get through a lot of batteries Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zap 4 Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Each and everyone one of us holds a secret that we have told no one about , you know what I am talking about. Now is your chance to get it off your chest. i see dead people sixth sense lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 I know it makes you want to be on here all the time Doesn't it just. Anyone would think I have nothing better to do. Well i save tons of money not going out so its great bet you get through a lot of batteries Your doing it again you wont press my butttons i am far to clever to allow that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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