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THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!

 

1. You spend the first two years of their life

teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend

the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

 

 

2. Grandchildren are God's reward

for not killing your own children.

 

3. Mothers of teens now know why

some animals eat their young.

 

4. Children seldom misquote you.

 

In fact,

they usually repeat word for word

what you shouldn't have said.

 

5. The main purpose of holding children's parties

is to remind yourself that there are children

more awful than your own.

 

6. We childproofed our homes,

but they are still getting in.

 

 

ADVICE FOR THE DAY:

 

Be nice to your kids.

They will choose your

nursing home one day.

 

AND FINALLY:

 

IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION

AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,

DO WHAT IT SAYS

ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:

 

'TAKE TWO ASPIRIN'

AND 'KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN'!!!!!

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