Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted December 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 @socks First thing I looked at, mate. Trouble is, see; Those things are alright when ye standing in the kitchen on a sunny day. Calmly thinking, " And eggs, for tomorrows greasy breakfast under canvas. " I could, probably about manage that? (Probably. Possibly. I'm fukking Useless at getting eggs out of the box, these days, for some reason, as it is!) Put me under mind bending pressure. Probably something akin to a raw recruit under his first ever heavy fire? You can imagine I'd be banned from the shop. Quite possibly face arrest. And I Still wouldn't get my fukking eggs home in one piece! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted December 12, 2021 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 You open the egg box you open the plastic egg carrier and put it on top of the eggs rotate 180 degrees the eggs are now in the plastic box close the lid and transport safely. The whole process is about 5 seconds long. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted December 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 18 minutes ago, socks said: The whole process is about 5 seconds long, for normal in the head people. You walking fukk up. Mmm. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted December 12, 2021 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 I had a double yolker for my breakfast this morning ken 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted December 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 Two bacon 'n egg sarnies for my grub, last night, mate That's my regular, Saturday night menu now. Trouble is, I was so fukkin hungry, I fed about 16:30! Guess who was scarfing down chip butties at 04:00! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted December 12, 2021 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 https://youtube.com/shorts/ZRQ1Sjh660o?feature=share 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted December 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 I'll bet you could even manage that under heavy fire Seriously, see? This all goes back to my not wanting to type my life story, to explain the minutiae that I know about and have already factored in. Considered. And discounted. Does it not occur that I might have already looked at those things, on Amazon? They were my first port of call, in fact. Now, to anticipate the next, logical question: " You fukking faggot! Are you not, physically, capable of that simple action I just showed you? What is fukking Wrong with you??? " Well, yes. In the calm solitude of my kitchen? I may just about pull that off. In the supermarket? Ye gotta be fukking Kidding!!! Why? What is wrong with me? Pardon me but, that is not the business of this place. It's just the way it is. Thanks for the effort, anyway 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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