Computer Buffs?

[Ken's Deputy 4,462]

I need a new machine. Anyone willing to go to Amazon UK and look over " HP Desktop, under £200 ", please? They're all refurb's. So what? 

I surf and watch films. What's the cheapest I can get away with, please?

Thanks.

[kanny 21,379]

Why not just use a tablet,  ive not used a PC for ages, no need for one now.

[Ken's Deputy 4,462]

How do I watch 'flix on a Mogadon?

[Squirrel_Basher 17,102]

You don’t ,you bin the fecker and buy a I pad there’s a good lad

[Ken's Deputy 4,462]

Seriously, lads. I'm on a little thing here, ACER? Size of a box of chocolates but had no Disc Drive. I haven't been able to watch a DVD or listen to a CD for a year or two now.

And I let myself be convinced to put Linux on it. Big Fukking Mistake!!! That's now thrown me a wobbler and I can't do a damn thing about it. What might it do next? I'm aiming to jump before I'm pushed.

" Tablet "? I seriously don't know what they are. But, the pictures look small. I have a 22" screen and normal keyboard. I need this shit to function.

I loved 7 (Low Plains Drifter liked that. Because it was seven) But, shit myself and changed over when they said they were abandoning it. Now, I'm truly fukked.

[kanny 21,379]

I use my phone more than anything else, just cast it to the TV if I need the big picture.

You can record this and play it in the background if it makes you more comfortable. 

 

[Ken's Deputy 4,462]

Don't even remind me of fukking dial up!!! God almighty!

I'll just go back to Amazon and grab one then. HP.

Shit's got so mental, since I last bought a machine. Fukking Gigabytes of RAM?!? WTF??? No wonder Bill Gates could practically buy the fukking world, if he wanted to!

I must admit; I fukking Despise Microsoft. But, having had a really good crack at Linux - and not being a fluent fukking Programmer? Please, Bill! Can I come back???

 

[Squirrel_Basher 17,102]

No feck off .

[Ken's Deputy 4,462]

Come on, Foxy! I've just spent five minutes, sitting here trying to open or shut a page! This thing's in fukking melt down. " Anything Could Happen In The Next Half Hour! "

[Ted Newgent 4,896]

31 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:

Come on, Foxy! I've just spent five minutes, sitting here trying to open or shut a page! This thing's in fukking melt down. " Anything Could Happen In The Next Half Hour! "

download microsoft security essentials

install it and run it.it will clear all the shite off your pc

you wont need to buy a new one

[Ken's Deputy 4,462]

Ted, I'm on Linux, mate God knows what could happen if I let M in here.

 

[Ted Newgent 4,896]

Just now, Ken's Deputy said:

Ted, I'm on Linux, mate God knows what could happen if I let M in here.

 

well thats fckd it then

[Ken's Deputy 4,462]

This is why I'm literally eager to grab something off Amazon, before I end up trying to do it through my fukking phone! I'm even just hoping and praying this shit'll let me off load what material I have on my desk top, before it all goes tits up.

I'm trail camming like a man possessed just now. Fukk losing all That! But ...?

 

[Ted Newgent 4,896]

Try this

its free and is constantly updated 

this might solve your running issues

https://www.clamav.net

[Ken's Deputy 4,462]

Thanks. But, I don't see my brand of Linux listed in there. Plus, I'm not even sure, any more, what this fukker's called. And even the little they're saying in there scared me half to death.

I'd really sooner just cut my losses and buy a new machine, while I have one to do that from.