Viagra

[Malt 379]

i heard if you lick ya finger and poke it in some coke and rub it on ther minge there meant get turned on more never tried it probly wudnt dare to to tell you the truth sounds a bit mental dont it

 

 

any one heard of that before?

 

I had a mate once who swore by it! Sounds too expensive for me, but I heard it works!

When I used to work in a garage, one of the lads told me about an old colleauge who used to work with them. He was an old guy, his father used to be a lay preacher. He used to live by himself, and one of the boys told him that to give himself a better buzz when he, ahem, 'releived' himself, was to rub some deep heat just around the rim....

Anyway, he came into work the next day, calling the boys all the b*****ds under the sun.

 

Turns out, instead of him applying just the recomended 'dab', he'd smeared a WHOLE TUBE of it all over his tackle, balls & all!! Apparently he then ran out into the garden stark bollock t'order, and turned the hose on himself!!

[Kay 3,709]

If any ones dishing out sex and drugs send some my way

same ere aint into all that bondage sh1t tho

 

Where did that come from? have you got a secret you would like to share with us?

 

I prefer fluffy pink handcuffs

 

Oh i have some of then somwhere

[Guest The Big Fish]

I bet you do Kay and there i was thinking butter wouldnt melt Ibet you know EXACTLY where they are too

[new2hunting 0]

If any ones dishing out sex and drugs send some my way

same ere aint into all that bondage sh1t tho

 

Where did that come from? have you got a secret you would like to share with us?

 

I prefer fluffy pink handcuffs

 

Oh i have some of then somwhere

i wondered where they'd gone

[Kay 3,709]

I bet you do Kay and there i was thinking butter wouldnt melt

 

chocolate maybe but not butter

[Kay 3,709]

If any ones dishing out sex and drugs send some my way

same ere aint into all that bondage sh1t tho

 

Where did that come from? have you got a secret you would like to share with us?

 

I prefer fluffy pink handcuffs

 

Oh i have some of then somwhere

i wondered where they'd gone

 

What you still have them

[new2hunting 0]

never mind kay i have found them

[jrb 0]

Tried viagra, coke and MDMA, the thing thats reallty gets my Mrs reved up is my f*****g credit card and a taxi to Lakeside !!!!

[Kay 3,709]

never mind kay i have found them

 

Well where are they then

[new2hunting 0]

never mind kay i have found them

 

Well where are they then

at the bottom of my bed

[Guest The Big Fish]

Ive just had a message from Kay, she cant come to the computer right now, she's a bit "tied up"

[Guest SJM]

I think some of you folks need a lesson in basic human anatomy Women have the equivalent of a mans parts in terms of how sensetive it is, ability to go erect and ultimatley produce an orgasm, its just that its much smaller and hidden away in a woman than it is in a man and a lot of men cant fecking find it even with a map and deep sea diving equipment

 

Ive never tried viagra, never wanted or needed to, I think if its all in good working order and aint broke then dont try to fix it

[Kay 3,709]

I think some of you folks need a lesson in basic human anatomy Women have the equivalent of a mans parts in terms of how sensetive it is, ability to go erect and ultimatley produce an orgasm, its just that its much smaller and hidden away in a woman than it is in a man and a lot of men cant fecking find it even with a map and deep sea diving equipment

 

Ive never tried viagra, never wanted or needed to, I think if its all in good working order and aint broke then dont try to fix it

 

well that explains why i dont get hard then, he cant f*****g find it

[Guest SJM]

Next time you are doing the hoovering, take the cleaning nozzle bit off the end of the long pipe and have a wee romp over your lady garden it will get the blood flowing to all the right places and its a handy excuse to why the hoovering never gets done if your like me and you hate housework

[Guest The Big Fish]

oh my

 

Well i dont think anyone can accuse the hunting community from hiding anything, all they need to do is read this thread