Dangerous Animal Licence

[jeppi26 1,855]

my once toke a new bloke on the coal run and when to the yard my dad got a sack on his back then new bloke followed him with a sack. My dad heard the chain scrapping on the ground and new it was on the move the bang it come round the corner he looked back to see this new bloke frozen to the spot while his light blue jeans went dark blue as he pissed himself in fear. My dad still crys with laughter when he talks about it. Wish ad av been there to see it

[keepdiggin 9,565]

 

they say a lot were released in the British countryside.............

Good job we have beddy/whippets to keep them under control then mate..........

 

lol yeah mate

[mushroom 14,271]

my once toke a new bloke on the coal run and when to the yard my dad got a sack on his back then new bloke followed him with a sack. My dad heard the chain scrapping on the ground and new it was on the move the bang it come round the corner he looked back to see this new bloke frozen to the spot while his light blue jeans went dark blue as he pissed himself in fear. My dad still crys with laughter when he talks about it. Wish ad av been there to see it

That's f***ing priceless I just spat beer all over the table of a posh restaurant's terrace

[keepdiggin 9,565]

remember going to a circus about 20+ year ago and sitting on an Indian elephant which was good practise for later on in life when I got with tb25's mum.

[forest of dean redneck 12,023]

remember going to a circus about 20+ year ago and sitting on an Indian elephant which was good practise for later on in life when I got with tb25's mum.

So your his dad,now I understand the love between you both I see on here.