walshie 2,804 Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Mrs just told me what day it is today. Happy Burns Night to my Caledonian cousins. Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!Aboon them a' ye tak your place,Painch, tripe, or thairm:Weel are ye worthy o' a graceAs lang's my arm. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tote 870 Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Tam O Shachter.Intae the wids amongst the treesTam bared his erse, his cheeks tae easeNae sooner had his breeks gan doonThan shitty flees were swarmin roonIntae the wind he bared his bawsAnd frae his erse a big keeck fawsThe reek it curled amongst the treesTwis enough tae mak the birdies sneezeAn a the beasts in burn and ditchGot a whiff o something awfy richBig Tam he wis in awfy painIt came out his erse like a nine pun weanThere wis a tear faw fae his eeFur a bigger shite you'd never seeBig Tams erse wis raw and sairSays Big Tam I'll shite nae mairYonder it lay among the gritA steemin, stinkin muckle shiteThere it lay sae soft sae freshNae hair ,nae teeth, nae brains, nae fleshTae wipe his erse Tam yaised a dockenWhile a aroon the birds were boackenTam happed it ower wi stanes and stoorThen sauntered off across the moorA wee bit quicker wi bein sae lightEfter riddin himself o that muckle shiteNoo a've telt ye this tale for a wee bit laughterA tale ye can tell for ever afterA tell ye noo, a swear its trueThe tale o Tam o Shachter 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hutchey 147 Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 I love this night, pity I have to be up at stupid o'clock as I have several wee drams I wanted to enjoy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Just got back down its pissed down rain hail and snow lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,791 Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 do they burn englishmen tonight Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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