Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted January 20, 2014 Report Share Posted January 20, 2014 The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where theactivities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when sheneeded to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to theright, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, andstuffed pillows on her right side. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again thefamily grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left side. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbedher, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up. A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said ... "Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?" Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to thenephew... 'b*****ds won't let me fart!' 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,627 Posted January 20, 2014 Report Share Posted January 20, 2014 very funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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