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Speaking a bullshitterrs and mushroom appears...... oh the irony lol

And yourself fucknut ;)

 

 

 

 

 

This one is also absolutely true !!

 

I had a job, 8 or 9 years ago, delivering furniture and this particular day we took a Super King-size bed to this beautiful converted coach house, just outside Grantham.

A very charming, and very tiny, lady answered the door and showed us in. She explained that the bed needed to (obviously) to go upstairs, and showed us to a spiral, oak staircase. Our hearts fell through the floor !

Long story short, it took us 40 minutes and much cussing to get the fecking thing into the bedroom and, by the time we'd finished, we'd been there an hour (time is money!). We give it the old "right we're off,love" and she says "Hang on a minute, my husband's got something for you". The old man appears from the other end of the house, and it's Geoff Capes!! :shok:

He gave us a fiver each, but to add insult to injury, he says "I would have helped you, but I've got a bit of a bad back"

C**T!! :angry:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

Something similar happened to me.. Did a Job at a beauti of a house in Blackpool, pulls into the drive get's out and starts to unload the van I could hear this noise that I can only describe like Tong Po on Kickboxer :laugh: You know a real deep booom boom popped my head round the corner of the open garage welol fuuck me with a strap on there's old Brian London knockin seven shades of shite out of a bag :blink: Pure gentleman he is, even gave me a couple of pointers to add to my Thai boxing made me a brew and sorted me for a pint later :thumbs:

 

Funniest Billy I ever heard was a paki telling me no problem I won't haggle the price any more, sure as labs' ginger and gay he did try :laugh:

 

You....a f*****g Thai boxer........?....BULLSHIT!!!...... :laugh:

 

:laugh: I did Thai boxing for best part of 5 years until I broke my leg pretty badly, Judo for 7 years under Brian Moore the Olympic coach for the British squad.

 

Remember your Fox pic pal. You got more bullshit than a herd a beef......

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Many years ago, (in Covent Garden if memory serves), me and a couple of workmates were having a bit of a tea-break and enjoying the sunshine away from the building site................. Across the st

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This one is also absolutely true !!   I had a job, 8 or 9 years ago, delivering furniture and this particular day we took a Super King-size bed to this beautiful converted coach house, just outside

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Speaking a bullshitterrs and mushroom appears...... oh the irony lol

And yourself fucknut ;)

 

 

 

 

 

This one is also absolutely true !!

 

I had a job, 8 or 9 years ago, delivering furniture and this particular day we took a Super King-size bed to this beautiful converted coach house, just outside Grantham.

A very charming, and very tiny, lady answered the door and showed us in. She explained that the bed needed to (obviously) to go upstairs, and showed us to a spiral, oak staircase. Our hearts fell through the floor !

Long story short, it took us 40 minutes and much cussing to get the fecking thing into the bedroom and, by the time we'd finished, we'd been there an hour (time is money!). We give it the old "right we're off,love" and she says "Hang on a minute, my husband's got something for you". The old man appears from the other end of the house, and it's Geoff Capes!! :shok:

He gave us a fiver each, but to add insult to injury, he says "I would have helped you, but I've got a bit of a bad back"

C**T!! :angry:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

Something similar happened to me.. Did a Job at a beauti of a house in Blackpool, pulls into the drive get's out and starts to unload the van I could hear this noise that I can only describe like Tong Po on Kickboxer :laugh: You know a real deep booom boom popped my head round the corner of the open garage welol fuuck me with a strap on there's old Brian London knockin seven shades of shite out of a bag :blink: Pure gentleman he is, even gave me a couple of pointers to add to my Thai boxing made me a brew and sorted me for a pint later :thumbs:

 

Funniest Billy I ever heard was a paki telling me no problem I won't haggle the price any more, sure as labs' ginger and gay he did try :laugh:

 

You....a f*****g Thai boxer........?....BULLSHIT!!!...... :laugh:

 

:laugh: I did Thai boxing for best part of 5 years until I broke my leg pretty badly, Judo for 7 years under Brian Moore the Olympic coach for the British squad.

 

Remember your Fox pic pal. You got more bullshit than a herd a beef......

 

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Your off your head lad!! Please do enlighten as to where the bullshit was?? was there a dead fox - yes. Did I say it wasn't a full grown one - yes

 

Only one chap here talking ham shank lad and that be you :bye:

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