TOMO 29,130 Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 (edited) So vins up the dales lamping his pup,,, he calls me around midnight whilst I'm at work,,,, he's a little worried, as where he's parked up ,,, having a brew,,, he notices somone walking down the lane,,, the fella is dressed in a poncho ,, a pair of shorts,, and Welles,,vin said on the phone he was one wierd looking fecker,,,,,now the really alarming thing was,, earlier on on the bottom fields he was lamping,, he could hear the sheep up top (near the lane) making a right old racket.... Don't you see some fecking sights at night,,,lets prey for vins safe return,,,lol Edited September 16, 2013 by TOMO Quote Link to post
nothernlite 18,260 Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 or do you think hes blaming someone else because hes ruptured a few lol 2 Quote Link to post
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Shorts, Welles and a Poncho? FFS. You do have some strange encounters with this lamping lark. Quote Link to post
nighteyes 275 Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 came across someone late last night , walking about dont know what he was upto , no sheep round here though Quote Link to post
TOMO 29,130 Posted September 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Spoke to him an hour ago,,, it's ok no need to send out mountin rescue,,,, and he tells me his sphincter is in tact,,,lol Quote Link to post
Guest vin Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 He was like a big Hobbit...very strange looking fella..all hunched up.. no dog,,no torch..piss black wind and rain and he,s walking about the fields. Deffo a sheep shagger or sum wierd sort of satanic ritualist..lol.. I left that spot and went to another place... lamped a few and had a kip..got up early and waited 2 hours for rain to slow down enough for a little mooch with the dog and ferret... had a great session dropping the ferret in and no nets down ..missed more than I caught but dog learned a few good lessons. and I got a nice Ginger bunny..lol. Quote Link to post
hubbs 178 Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Shit I've been busted !!! 1 Quote Link to post
TOMO 29,130 Posted September 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Lol at hubs... Quote Link to post
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Shit I've been busted !!!I wouldn't be one bit surprised if I read this about you in the newspaper. Was it you who just got 6 weeks for shafting a goat? Quote Link to post
hubbs 178 Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Look It wanted it ! And loved every minute ! I was just helping it out ! 1 Quote Link to post
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Look It wanted it ! And loved every minute ! I was just helping it out ! Honest officer. Quote Link to post
hubbs 178 Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 You know me gaz Aslong as its warm !! Quote Link to post
hubbs 178 Posted September 16, 2013 Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 Just be careful not to fall and bang your head next time were out ! It wouldn't be my fault !! 2 Quote Link to post
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