tsteve9999 456 Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 http://uk.news.yahoo.com/fifty-shades-effect-blamed-uk-handcuff-mishaps-113107632.html#lzBO5KK :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 http://uk.news.yahoo.com/fifty-shades-effect-blamed-uk-handcuff-mishaps-113107632.html#lzBO5KK :laugh: whole new meaning to pop tarts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 http://uk.news.yahoo.com/fifty-shades-effect-blamed-uk-handcuff-mishaps-113107632.html#lzBO5KK :laugh: Wonder what his excuse was! "Honestly I was just reaching to get a glass out the cupboard and it popped out my boxers and fell in!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tsteve9999 456 Posted July 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 I just looked at our toaster and if my dick was small enough to fit in there I'd be more embarrassed about that to be honest. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bendover 67 Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 I love toast too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,803 Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 I chucked our old one away the other day at the local tip ,it was grabbed out of the skip before it hit the bottom ....I thought the geezer wanted it for scrap not to shag it !!......mind it was a good looking retro one ...i'm more a food mixer man myself ..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 I've dipped my cock in the coffee maker a few times...................saying that she does know just how to make a nice cup of coffee and i really should start calling her my girlfriend cause she hates "coffee maker!!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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