talt 878 Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 I couldnt get to the butchers first thing like i usually do, so i had to call in tonight when it was packed. I shouted to the lad who works in there " usual box of dog meat, mate". there was a shocked silence and everyone looked at me, and then a look of disbelief on their faces when the lad said " ill get one from out the back mate ". It was only when the lady behind the counter said " i think you mean a box of pet food meat " that it dawned on me that everyone in there thought i was connoisseur of Korean food and worse still that the butcher was supplying me with alsatian steaks and the like!! best watch what i say when i call in again!!!! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B.P.R 2,798 Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 OHHH! I was wondering what the butchers would have done with your foot.... Mince? Steak? Must have been sore Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted July 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 I used to work at a butchers until i got caught sticking my cock in the bacon slicer. Oh, and she got the sack as well. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mud 2,044 Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 I used to work at a butchers until i got caught sticking my cock in the bacon slicer. Oh, and she got the sack as well.HAHAHA CRACKER THAT 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted July 23, 2013 Report Share Posted July 23, 2013 I used to work at a butchers until i got caught sticking my cock in the bacon slicer. Oh, and she got the sack as well. which sack 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted July 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 take your pick, pip, the one over her head because she had a face like a chewed toffee or the one slapping on her arse cheeks to the rhythm of Flight of the Bumble Bee!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted July 24, 2013 Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 take your pick, pip, the one over her head because she had a face like a chewed toffee or the one slapping on her arse cheeks to the rhythm of Flight of the Bumble Bee!!!!!!! Ahhh. The flight of the Bumble Bee by ripyour-corsetoff (Rimsky-Korsakov) ill get my coat. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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