Jump to content

Blind Date Lol


Recommended Posts

just heard this on the radio,a man goes on a blind date he arranged to meet the lady at a bar in the town center,he walks in and ad sees the lady from behind from the discription she gave him,he tapped her on the shoulder she turned around and was 6mths pregnant :toast: classic or what :laugh:

Link to post
Share on other sites

A friend of s friend goes on Internet blind dates. He arranges to go to there house and when he gets there if she is s pig he asks if she has any beer. When he finds out what she hasn't got he says "oh ill just nip along to the shop and grab a couple of bottles, do you want any??"... Then jumps in his car and fucks off.... Lol

Another friend of a friend was talking with this real kinky bitch online saying she wanted someone to come into her house, burst her door open and shag the living day lights out her.... Like a rape thing and he was to say nothing and leave. So he did it.....afterwards thinking "Hope I got the right house there!!!!"......He got s message later on saying she loved it..... Some weirdos out there min!!!!!

  • Like 1
Link to post
Share on other sites

just heard this on the radio,a man goes on a blind date he arranged to meet the lady at a bar in the town center,he walks in and ad sees the lady from behind from the discription she gave him,he tapped her on the shoulder she turned around and was 6mths pregnant :toast: classic or what :laugh:

i would of still bent it over :boogy:

Link to post
Share on other sites

A friend of s friend goes on Internet blind dates. He arranges to go to there house and when he gets there if she is s pig he asks if she has any beer. When he finds out what she hasn't got he says "oh ill just nip along to the shop and grab a couple of bottles, do you want any??"... Then jumps in his car and fucks off.... Lol

Another friend of a friend was talking with this real kinky bitch online saying she wanted someone to come into her house, burst her door open and shag the living day lights out her.... Like a rape thing and he was to say nothing and leave. So he did it.....afterwards thinking "Hope I got the right house there!!!!"......He got s message later on saying she loved it..... Some weirdos out there min!!!!!

 

This says a lot about your "mates" :icon_eek:

Link to post
Share on other sites

 

A friend of s friend goes on Internet blind dates. He arranges to go to there house and when he gets there if she is s pig he asks if she has any beer. When he finds out what she hasn't got he says "oh ill just nip along to the shop and grab a couple of bottles, do you want any??"... Then jumps in his car and fucks off.... Lol

Another friend of a friend was talking with this real kinky bitch online saying she wanted someone to come into her house, burst her door open and shag the living day lights out her.... Like a rape thing and he was to say nothing and leave. So he did it.....afterwards thinking "Hope I got the right house there!!!!"......He got s message later on saying she loved it..... Some weirdos out there min!!!!!

 

This says a lot about your "mates" :icon_eek:

 

i think this was lab :laugh:

Link to post
Share on other sites

 

 

just heard this on the radio,a man goes on a blind date he arranged to meet the lady at a bar in the town center,he walks in and ad sees the lady from behind from the discription she gave him,he tapped her on the shoulder she turned around and was 6mths pregnant :toast: classic or what :laugh:

i would of still bent it over :boogy:

He didn't know she was 6 months pregnant till she told him :laugh:

Link to post
Share on other sites

 

 

 

 

A friend of s friend goes on Internet blind dates. He arranges to go to there house and when he gets there if she is s pig he asks if she has any beer. When he finds out what she hasn't got he says "oh ill just nip along to the shop and grab a couple of bottles, do you want any??"... Then jumps in his car and fucks off.... Lol

Another friend of a friend was talking with this real kinky bitch online saying she wanted someone to come into her house, burst her door open and shag the living day lights out her.... Like a rape thing and he was to say nothing and leave. So he did it.....afterwards thinking "Hope I got the right house there!!!!"......He got s message later on saying she loved it..... Some weirdos out there min!!!!!

This says a lot about your "mates" :icon_eek:

i think this was lab :laugh:

I think it was the same mate but different friend of his, no way does lab have more than one friend :laugh:

Link to post
Share on other sites

 

 

just heard this on the radio,a man goes on a blind date he arranged to meet the lady at a bar in the town center,he walks in and ad sees the lady from behind from the discription she gave him,he tapped her on the shoulder she turned around and was 6mths pregnant :toast: classic or what :laugh:

i would of still bent it over :boogy:

He didn't know she was 6 months pregnant till she told him :laugh:

 

i wonder why she never told him probably looking to find dad for the kid :bye:

Link to post
Share on other sites

 

 

 

 

just heard this on the radio,a man goes on a blind date he arranged to meet the lady at a bar in the town center,he walks in and ad sees the lady from behind from the discription she gave him,he tapped her on the shoulder she turned around and was 6mths pregnant :toast: classic or what :laugh:

i would of still bent it over :boogy:
He didn't know she was 6 months pregnant till she told him :laugh:

i wonder why she never told him probably looking to find dad for the kid :bye:

Prob didn't think he'd be that shallow to mind :D

Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...