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Paddy is in court,and after an 8 day trial he suddenly pleads guilty.The judge says,"Why didn't you just plead guilty at first and save the court all this wasted time and money?"

Paddy says,"I thought I was innocent until I heard all of the evidence." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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I filled in a job application for the local council and under disabilities I put Narcolepsy and Tourettes Syndrome.

 

So not only will I be able to sleep at work, if someone tries to wake me up; I can tell them to f**k off.

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I filled in a job application for the local council and under disabilities I put Narcolepsy and Tourettes Syndrome.

So not only will I be able to sleep at work, if someone tries to wake me up; I can tell them to f**k off.

If you had been on here TWO days ago ... :thumbs:
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