christian71 3,187 Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Paddy is in court,and after an 8 day trial he suddenly pleads guilty.The judge says,"Why didn't you just plead guilty at first and save the court all this wasted time and money?"Paddy says,"I thought I was innocent until I heard all of the evidence." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 no your best mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted June 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 no your best mate Walshie on holiday mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted June 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 I filled in a job application for the local council and under disabilities I put Narcolepsy and Tourettes Syndrome. So not only will I be able to sleep at work, if someone tries to wake me up; I can tell them to f**k off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted June 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Apparently one third of women fail to achieve orgasm during sex.The other two thirds are married and don't do sex anyway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 I filled in a job application for the local council and under disabilities I put Narcolepsy and Tourettes Syndrome. So not only will I be able to sleep at work, if someone tries to wake me up; I can tell them to f**k off. If you had been on here TWO days ago ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted June 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Dont forget he'son holiday My mate was going to buy a hairdressing salon with three of his friends but he pulled out of the deal. He was advised that perms and conditioners may apply. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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